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I can't find who to credit for this quote, but it appealed to me, so I thought I'd share it anyway... *lights blue touch paper & retires*

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh**."

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Wannabe @ 18/04/2009 14:55  

pheew ...better make sure you're not in a public place when you annoy your gal , a ton of crap could be a tiny bit embarassing i think !!? i wonder which gender thought this one up ? but true ,.. very true.

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excalibur @ 18/04/2009 15:25  

If you give her diamonds, she will give you a BJ. Been searching for the origin of the quote, but drew a blank. IOn one site/forum it was mentioned as being a quote from the movie 'Twilight', but IMDB doesn't show it as a quote from the movie. Really nice quote though.

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Blueboy955i @ 18/04/2009 16:14  

Can't remember hearing the quote in Twilight, but very good quote wherever it came from!

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Dragon13 @ 18/04/2009 22:34  

Blueboy, I think you will find flowers work just as well - and so much cheaper!!

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prof @ 19/04/2009 09:29  

BJ for flower's ?what planet you on prof?can you seriously see any of these female BM'ers doin THAT!for flower's? coupla pint's of Newcastle brown maybe[or cider in a certain lady's case] but flower's no way!!

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tangoman60 @ 19/04/2009 09:44  

I wouldn't do it for any of those things

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Sandi @ 19/04/2009 10:31  

everyone has a price!!

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tangoman60 @ 19/04/2009 11:13  

I would love to comment on that one TM but I'm a Ladyee,all I'll say is,diamonds don't do it for me ,now,a pint of Guiness.....

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Deleted Member @ 19/04/2009 11:18  

think i can stretch to that .....

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tangoman60 @ 19/04/2009 11:19  

Knew you'd be there somewhere TM (don't tell Mick)

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Deleted Member @ 19/04/2009 11:25  

youll be lucky to get anythin outa him!!

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tangoman60 @ 19/04/2009 11:53  

Can't remember the last time I saw a diamond...............and suffer from hay fever, so no no to flowers..............and seldom drink alchohol....................someone's gonna have to be a bit more imaginitive methinks..........

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Dragon13 @ 19/04/2009 12:04  

What about having a man slave, that may do the trick Dragon?

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Scary @ 19/04/2009 12:35  

*What about having a man slave, that may do the trick Dragon?*

Now maybe I could be quite tempted by that idea !

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Dragon13 @ 19/04/2009 13:01  

what's the pay?

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tangoman60 @ 19/04/2009 13:12  

Pay?...............since when does anyone pay slaves?

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Dragon13 @ 19/04/2009 15:21  

oh yeah i fergot!!!any whip's involved ?

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tangoman60 @ 19/04/2009 16:03  

Oooooooh I'm sure that can be arranged!

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Dragon13 @ 19/04/2009 16:23  

New European directive. All slaves have to be paid, Have free medical and paid holidays. Offcourse it only applies to UK Brown has also decreed that they are not allowed to be called Slaves anymore as it upsets them. General Labour Technician is there new title so hope for TM yet

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micksaway @ 20/04/2009 12:51  

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