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2 sausages in a pan...

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Wannabe
In: Dartford
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... one says "Argh! its hot in here!" the other says "Argh!! A talking Sausage!!"*fetches coat, exits stage left, at speed*

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Wannabe @ 31/03/2009 13:10

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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Bum... can't change font colour - sorry!

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Wannabe @ 31/03/2009 13:11

Matt
In: Veldhoven
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u can... select all text, change font to black (Even if it already appears black, just set it again). There's a techy reason behind it, but mainly because you COPIED AND PASTED FROM SOMEWHERE! :-) If you must copy/paste, copy to notepad first (Converts to standard text) and then copy to BM

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Matt @ 31/03/2009 13:29

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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Tried that... failed!

Changed it all to black... hit submit... and it still came up pasty yella... & yes... I lazily C&P'd it *hangs head in shame*

Notepad? What is this of which you speak? Is there a Mac version?

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Wannabe @ 31/03/2009 13:32

Deleted Member
In: NA
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Re the Joke . Well,the men in white coats should be with you shortly

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Deleted Member @ 31/03/2009 17:58

Newkid
In: Watford
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So what was the eggs and bacons opinion on all this?

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Newkid @ 01/04/2009 12:42

Tizzy73
In: Forfar
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Don't know about the bacon but the eggs were boiling in the pan when the 1st egg says "i've got a huge crack" the 2nd egg replies "stop teasing me - I'm not even F'n hard yet!" *quick exit before the tomatoes join the breakfast club*

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Tizzy73 @ 01/04/2009 23:06

micksaway
In: Weymouth
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The first egg got smashed the second had his mind scrambled by a talking sausage

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micksaway @ 01/04/2009 23:28

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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Tizzy!

Dunno... but the punchline is ketchup, of course

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Wannabe @ 02/04/2009 00:01

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