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Is your life that bad.....?!

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Is your life that bad.....?!

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If you think your life is bad, how would you like to be an egg....?

You only get laid once....
You only get eaten once...
It takes 4 minutes to get hard and only 2 minutes to get soft....

You have to share your box with at least 5 other guys....

After 3 minutes in the hot tub you get your head smashed in...and then you get a good poking by a load of soldiers....

But worst of all....the only chick that ever sat on your face....was your mother....!

So cheer up...your life aint that bad....

(apologies if this gets me sent to the naughty corner...but it made me laugh....lol...)

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Catey67 @ 27/03/2009 12:57  

Two of those wouldn't be that bad Catey

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Deleted Member @ 27/03/2009 13:13  

being poked by soldiers n hot tub with 5 guys....yes please

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chunkichick @ 27/03/2009 13:48  

lmao !! good one Catey

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Karey @ 27/03/2009 13:51  

Hee hee...yeah perhaps should add the word 'guys' in the title....? For us girlies it sounds like a fun time....lol...

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Catey67 @ 27/03/2009 15:09  

At least an egg is getting laid!

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Sandi @ 27/03/2009 16:01  

At least getting your head smashed in will bring you out of your shell Ok I'll go be quiet again

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micksaway @ 27/03/2009 19:10  

lol mick! brilliant

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Matt @ 27/03/2009 19:14  

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