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Milking Machine

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In: Barnsley
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Farmer buys a milking machine. He gets curious and tries it on his penis. He has a great orgasm but can't remove it. He reads the manual and faints.......It says........ AUTO RELEASE AFTER 21 LITRES!

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Karey @ 08/03/2009 12:51  

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Eeeew

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In: Bedworth
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i wonder how long it would take 2 extract 21 litres????

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pmsl.. a long, long time..methinks !

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