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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dressparty.He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so hewrites to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few dayslater he receives a parcel with a note:Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spottedhandkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg youwill be just right as a Pirate.The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his disability,so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he received anotherparcel.Dear Sir,Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find a monk's habit. The longrobe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really lookthe part.The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone fromemphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. Sohe writes a really rude letter of complaint. A few days later he gets avery small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter:Dear Sir,Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of GoldenSyrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as atoffee apple

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Karey @ 02/02/2009 20:10  

Likin that...

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Catey67 @ 02/02/2009 20:43  

nice 1 kaz

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drobess @ 02/02/2009 20:56  

lol As usual kaz you're a star.

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Herne @ 02/02/2009 20:59  

cheers ppl..if it werent for u, my fan club, i wudda still been doin the Wheeltappers n Shunters

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Karey @ 02/02/2009 21:09  

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