I know it's a bit early to be writing to Santa but what would you like in your stocking this year, apart from a leggy blonde?
What's the most useless pressie you received?
My most useless pressie was a WOOLY jumper, I'm allergic to wool.
Heyyyyy I don't want a leggy blonde ! thank u !! lol
Can't think of a most useless pressie...but one of the strangest was a Christmas Pudding, last year.
We did a secret santa at work..and everyone was getting fairly good stuff... bath bombs, money box shaped like a motorbike ( was GUTTED i dint get that !) bottle of wine, ...etc ..you get the idea...... What did i get??????
A FEKKIN XMAS PUDDING !!!!!!!!
I mite even put it back in the secret santa sack this year...hehehehehehehe
My most useless ones are always the toiletries, everyone knows I'm allergic to soap and smellies and I still get them, arghhhh, so mum's bathrooms bulging with her stuff and the stuff I pass on ! Also the gorgeous scarf I got a few years ago, I'm allergic to wool too and altho it looked adorable, withing seconds of going near it, my skin was itchy.... guess what, mum got the scarf too - she does well out of my prezzies !
Then there was the year, about 5 years ago when I'd spent a small fortune on the ex hubby (Skelextrix, etc) and all I got from him was a mug......... yep, a mug for a mug......
What would I like for christmas? Just lots of happy smiley faces in our lil nest, thats the best gift I could have this year
Well I'd like World peace, a bulging bank account (that was safe!) A Lamborghini, just one little Aston Martin, a mansion in the country and an enormous penis.
Failing that I'd settle for a bag of chocolate buttons and a hug.
the very best prezzies are always the homemade ones from the kids, ive got quite a collection now ! but apart from that what would be really nice would be a lovely happy little fat hairy man to snuggle up on the sofa with, well not to little and not to fat but def cant compromise on the other bits! oh dear, am i gonna get deleted for being very un pc and using the f word?
Dear Santa
Please can I have a female who I can shower with love and affection, who's willing to come on hollidays and outings and who's into bikes (motorbikes)....thanks Santa...will leave some baileys and mince pies for you when you call.
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