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me and biker match admin have decided that oggy is the official site pet . so its everyones duty to help look after him instead of just myself and di . jobs in clued cleaning out is litter tray after he has a paddy takeing him to shops ( make sure hes safely left out side away from others ) helping him with computer problems teaching him how to cook with out burning stuff on every visit takeing him a good boy treat ( bottle of newkie brown) spanking him with a round up paper if he misbehaves remenber an oggy is for life and not just for christmas , so theres on putting him beside the curb when he get old an smelly .

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firebladekid @ 27/10/2008 14:44  

none taken mate

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Oggy @ 27/10/2008 14:50  

glad you like it

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firebladekid @ 27/10/2008 14:51  

does he have to wear a collar & lead??

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Holmfirthgirl @ 27/10/2008 14:51  

he can wear what ever you put him in

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firebladekid @ 27/10/2008 14:55  

WOHOOOOOOO PLAYTIME

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Holmfirthgirl @ 27/10/2008 14:57  

Yayyyy Stella.. get him jumping thro hoops !!

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Karey @ 27/10/2008 15:07  

I'm not keen on tartan Stella, tarts are fine though, no problem with having a tart on me any time

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Oggy @ 27/10/2008 15:07  

Here hang on you cheeky sod!!!! I can cook with out burning stuff!!!

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Oggy @ 27/10/2008 15:08  

Can you indeed!!!?

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Di @ 27/10/2008 15:26  

burnt chicken , burnt sausage rolls . mind you hes got peeing up lamp posts down to and art and in back passages

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firebladekid @ 27/10/2008 18:28  

But what do we do if he's like my cat and hides under the bath for a month?

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Wills @ 27/10/2008 18:30  

stand a open bottle of newkie brown in another room and wait . he'll come out from under the bath quicker than a whippet with a bum full of dynamite

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firebladekid @ 27/10/2008 18:38  

I'm not keen on tartan Stella, tarts are fine though, no problem with having a tart on me any time You're the biggest tart on here!!!! right then - as Kaz said - Hoops - hmmmm........ok, I know.....Oggy - get yer Gimp mask on & wait till I take yer lead off, then see that bottle of Newky Brown at the other side of the hoop?......wellll.....JUMP......come on, you know you can do it....go on .......**squidges cheeks & says who's a lovely 'ickle Oggy then** **HFG wanders out of the room wondering what on earth I'm on about!!!**

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Holmfirthgirl @ 27/10/2008 18:53  

Hm? yep have to agree with you there on the bottom line Stella Gimp mask?? That's fbks party piece

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Oggy @ 27/10/2008 23:54  

Wills, if the newkie brown fails to work (never been known too!) kebab will do the trick. (lots of peppers)

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Di @ 28/10/2008 13:55  

Whos going to worm him then? pmsl

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bikerchick1966 @ 28/10/2008 16:00  

after all the chilli peppers , he's self worming

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firebladekid @ 28/10/2008 16:31  

If anyones passing mine can you drop in some toilet roll & ice cream? I'm stuck on the karsey

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Oggy @ 28/10/2008 16:57  

not suprized after all thoses chillis sat night mate . im suprised you havent burnt the enamel off your toilet .

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firebladekid @ 30/10/2008 18:41  

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