me and biker match admin have decided that oggy is the official site pet . so its everyones duty to help look after him instead of just myself and di .
jobs in clued
cleaning out is litter tray after he has a paddy
takeing him to shops ( make sure hes safely left out side away from others )
helping him with computer problems
teaching him how to cook with out burning stuff
on every visit takeing him a good boy treat ( bottle of newkie brown)
spanking him with a round up paper if he misbehaves
remenber an oggy is for life and not just for christmas , so theres on putting him beside the curb when he get old an smelly .
I'm not keen on tartan Stella, tarts are fine though, no problem with having a tart on me any time
You're the biggest tart on here!!!!
right then - as Kaz said - Hoops - hmmmm........ok, I know.....Oggy - get yer Gimp mask on & wait till I take yer lead off, then see that bottle of Newky Brown at the other side of the hoop?......wellll.....JUMP......come on, you know you can do it....go on .......**squidges cheeks & says who's a lovely 'ickle Oggy then**
**HFG wanders out of the room wondering what on earth I'm on about!!!**