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A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought to himself, 'I know - I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.'He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture! He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room he figures, what the heck, give her a call.'Hello,' the woman says......... God, she sounded sexy.'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?'She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.'

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Wannabe @ 09/09/2008 11:16  

straight out of i'm Alan partridge!!!

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tangoman60 @ 09/09/2008 11:26  

LMAO! But then again, wasn't the operator a bit slow? She could have said "I'll be right over" Had a great time, and made a few bob as well!

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Deleted Member @ 09/09/2008 11:32  

reminds me of checkin out at the reception an dreadin the girl shoutin out that'll be 10 pound's for channell 10 please sir!!!

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tangoman60 @ 09/09/2008 11:38  

Is that code for summat kinky?

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Deleted Member @ 09/09/2008 12:50  

Really, REALLY expensive perfume, perhaps?

At least double the cost of Chanel No. 5 probably ;o)

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Wannabe @ 09/09/2008 13:01  

did get free porn one night for some reason!!jus like the 'friends'episode when they were frightened to turn the telly of in cae they lost it!!i kept it goin long as pos!! but then dreaded the reception lady sayin i was bein charged for it!!!

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tangoman60 @ 09/09/2008 13:15  

How long can u keep it going, TM?

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Deleted Member @ 09/09/2008 13:17  

how long do you need?

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tangoman60 @ 09/09/2008 13:55  

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