In a chicargo hospital a gentleman made several attempts to get into the mens rest room but it was always occupied
A nurse noticed his predicament " sir " she said " you may use the ladies if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall"
The gentleman did what he needed, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch, each button was identified by letters WW, WA, PP ,and ATR
Would anyone know if he touched them? he thought.
He reached forward and pressed the WW button , warm water sprayed gently across on his bottom, what a nice feeling he thought mens rest rooms dont have things like this,
Anticipating greater pleasure he pressed the WA button, warm air replaced the warm water gently drying his bottom,
When the warm air stopped he pressed the PP button, a large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragrant scent to this unbelievable pleasure, the ladies rest room was more than a rest room it was tender loving pleasure,
When the powder puff had finished he couldnt wait to press the ATR button which he knew would be extreme ecstacy,
Next thing he knew he was in an hospital bed with a nurse staring down at him, "what happened he exclaimed? the last thing i remember was pressing the ATR button"
The nurse replyed "the ATR button is an Atomatic Tampon Remover , your penis is under your pillow sir"
MEN NEVER LISTEN !!!!!!
Actually, I remember this story and it turned even more tragic!!
When he looked under the pillow, his penis was gone but the Penis Fairy had left him a fiver....
Imagine my joy when getting out the xmas decorations I found a present I forgot to give the kids last year. Thier excited faces was a picture as they unrapped it and opened the box.................Unfortunately it was a puppy!