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Nice and straightforward - the Ronseal of Comedy My Favourite A dyslexic walks into a bra

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stueylewie @ 09/03/2008 23:44  

lol @ u !

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Nutkin68 @ 10/03/2008 06:25  

if things don't change thay will stay the way thay are

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petervalk @ 10/03/2008 07:23  

Never argue with a fool, he may be doing the same thing lol The difference between a dog and a fox is about 5 beers

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Sandi @ 10/03/2008 14:46  

Funny Signs.... Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help. Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the person you wish to remember. Potluck supper Sunday @5pm. Prayer and medication to follow.

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Scary @ 19/03/2008 14:36  

A charity pantomine for paranoid schizophrenics descended into chaos today, when someone shouted 'He's behind you!'

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darkcarnival @ 19/03/2008 14:41  

that's funny!!

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tangoman60 @ 20/03/2008 05:53  

Someone smashed into my car today with one of those new Skodas,theres marzipan and sponge everywhere!!

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Deleted Member @ 20/03/2008 16:32  

Lol Sorry bout that.Dont know what I was thinkin.It's the cleanest most P.C joke I know!!!

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Deleted Member @ 20/03/2008 17:00  

Top Gear road tested that Skoda - said the brakes were spongy, the widows keep icing up but the engine was sweet.

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Steve55 @ 23/03/2008 13:09  

I went to buy some camoflage trousers, but I couldn't find any...

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stueylewie @ 24/03/2008 17:22  

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