Crikey, where do I start with this one? As a lad I once thought I’d be helpful and polish the plastic soles of me mums slippers while she was polishing the kitchen floor. What ensued was her sliding across the kitchen and landing on her arse like she was on an ice rink.
I also made a kebab out of me mates arse when he passed out drunk, I filled the crack like a pitta bread with lettuce and meats then poured chilli sauce in, he soon woke up! I may have been drunk too.
There’s too many other times to list here, well maybe just one more.
I got a little bit tipsy in a pub down by the river and decided to try and row the boat home that was half buried in the car park 🥴
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