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I'm beyond help,and past caring,facial hair is for life not just for Christmas seasonal jobs....😆


Hair fashion these days, it's now all about leaving the face alone and shaving the balls instead ;)

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Deleted Member @ 19/05/2019 09:03  

Hair fashion these days, it's now all about leaving the face alone and shaving the balls instead ;)

Words fail me....not often,but the thought of that makes me wince....haha

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jinx57 @ 19/05/2019 14:25  

maybe a stick on job from the joke shop? a long one for harley heads, goatees or nothing for us sports bikers!.....damn what an idea

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Deleted Member @ 19/05/2019 17:23  

Like most of the blokes on here I find shaving really tedious . Have had beards , moustache and been clean shaven in the past . I recently got so fed up trying to keep my short beard in shape so I decided to just let it grow but then one day it made me look so old and I have found that many women dislike beards . I may now go back to just the tash . The other thing I noticed was this cheesy smell that seemed to follow me around wherever I went . Thought it was something in the air until I finally realised it was me niffing my own facial hair . Used beard oil and aftershave etc . but beards always seem to stink . It does really interest me - why do some of you women find beards attractive when other women clearly find them a big turn off . They seem to have come back into fashion but I remember a time when I was growing up they were quite unpopular .

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Stu69 @ 31/05/2019 23:09  

I don't have a clue why I like em but I've seen two mighty fine specimens this weekend 😉

One quite long, wedge shaped with badger stripes, on a bald headed, tattooed, older, rather enthusiastic air geee-tar specialist! 😍

The other, shorter, slightly pointy, dark with a grey streak to one side, on a younger guy with long flowing locks, playing Bass!👍

Never got close enough to notice a 'smell' so I can't comment on that 😂

📣All Hail The Beard!

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Lindsay @ 02/06/2019 06:40  

Well i've had a good sniff at mine,so did the resident fieldmice and starlings,and they seemed to be okay....mind you,i have had my birthday shower this year...;)>
As to texture,my beard is as soft as a stolen virgin's kiss,not Brillo pad..:o)>>>>

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jinx57 @ 02/06/2019 09:04  

😂😂😂😂😂. That's a new one Jinx. I didn't realise you went around stealing virgins... !!!

"As to texture,my beard is as soft as a stolen virgin's kiss,not Brillo pad..:o)>>>>"

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Lindsay @ 02/06/2019 10:25  

It's a well known fact linz that stolen virgins are so much better for cleaning burnt on food from pots and pans than brillo pads......and brillo pads are good.

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double six @ 02/06/2019 10:59  

Brillo pads don't have a tongue...😈

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jinx57 @ 02/06/2019 13:13  

No comment I KNOW it's a first😱

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Lindsay @ 02/06/2019 14:33  

Linds with NOTHING to say . . . . Am gobsmaked [ now that is really " vigin on the impossible " hiding again ]

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Quietman2 @ 02/06/2019 23:14  

Lol Jinx :)

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Lulu7 @ 04/06/2019 18:31  

One aims to please,lol :)>>>

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jinx57 @ 05/06/2019 22:21  

Just look at that beard! ^^^^

Jinx, what on earth are you putting on it? It's growing at a phenomenal speed! 😱😵

You planning on applying for Santa job this year or what? 😉

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Lindsay @ 09/06/2019 06:37  

Got to do something whilst the schools are on holiday,
As for growth tips,they're a secret...i could tell you,but then assassinate you afterwards...💀

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jinx57 @ 10/06/2019 12:30  

Linz, next time I see you I'll tell you the secret to growing a beard......although I'm not sure one will suit you.

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double six @ 10/06/2019 12:48  

I'll have you know D6 that mine is coming along fairly well. However, I doubt I will ever be in the same league as yourself and Jinx. ☺😊

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Lindsay @ 10/06/2019 22:18  

Get yourself a pot of goose grease,and a handful of patience,Lindsay..all good things come to those that wait...xx

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jinx57 @ 13/06/2019 14:22  

I used to have a goatee but now a full beard how many people like mine??? Would like some answers???

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Deleted Member @ 19/02/2020 11:46  

(In a manly way)Looks okay to me,in a vaguely familiar way...👍👍

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jinx57 @ 20/02/2020 22:10  

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