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"Guka wena, uzoguka othandayo' which is a Zulu saying which means only someone who gives up grows old!

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Tubbs4322 @ 29/10/2018 08:56  

Nice thread Catkins, love your new pic too.
'If we're not meant to have midnight snacks why is there a light in the fridge?'

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Sandi @ 29/10/2018 11:08  

If we were all bus drivers, there would be no passengers

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Lynn1584 @ 29/10/2018 14:52  

"You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it however"

Richard Bach, Illusions

"If people were meant to pop out of bed, we’d all sleep in toasters"

Garfield

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MM850 @ 29/10/2018 18:52  

"Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action".


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Biker lovin Blonde @ 29/10/2018 19:58  

When you dance, your purpose is not to get to a certain place on the floor. It's to enjoy each step along the way.

Dr Wayne Dyer

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rowanblossom @ 30/10/2018 23:08  

'you know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake'

Bob Monkhouse

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Sandi @ 01/11/2018 20:35  

Never let the bastards get you down.

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Psychedelic Biker @ 09/11/2018 06:43  

Head down, keep going

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Lynn1584 @ 18/11/2018 00:34  

Not a saying as such, but something I said to a car driver, (while I was waiting to cross a road and he was waiting to get onto another road) with a mobile phone to his ear.

"If you removed the phone from your ear you may be able to see where you're going"

It took me a few minutes to realise what I'd said, then I burst out laughing. 🤣

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Sandi @ 18/11/2018 08:30  

One i heard many moons ago (Make sure your brains in gear before you start your mouth)

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GL Blue @ 18/11/2018 10:00  

If you pay peanuts...... You get monkeys....

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xSuzix @ 19/11/2018 18:55  

Loved this for years - I cut it out and stuck it on my artbin when I was 17 - it’s still there!!!!

Some call it laziness, I call it deep thought.
Garfield

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Techne @ 19/11/2018 23:42  

"When you're up to your arse in alligators,it's difficult to remember the original intention was to drain the swamp"

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jinx57 @ 21/11/2018 11:49  

Mad dogs and English men go out in the midday sun ☀....... (I had a mad dog 🐶 💖 and I'm English 😂😂🤣)

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xSuzix @ 21/11/2018 17:32  

Choose your battles........

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xSuzix @ 21/11/2018 17:33  

Those who mind, don't matter
And
Those who matter, don't mind....

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xSuzix @ 21/11/2018 17:34  

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