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Deleted Member
In: NA
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Why do Lampies always steal your Sharpie?? WHY?

It's attached to a lanyard for a reason, f*** off and get your own!!

Sorry, just a small rant about the pondlife I 'associate' with. I won't say 'work' with, because even something as trivial as a light switch can make lights go on and off. And don't get me started on the Vidiots either

Right, I better go to bed for a few hours and hopefully wake up in a more cheerful mood

Deleted Member @ 12/12/2016 14:14

HD3FXD
In: Motherwell
Posts: 174
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Oh dear Cornholio, that's 2 of us proper grumpy today lol. Taking deep breaths and waiting for Karma to do its thing

HD3FXD @ 12/12/2016 17:12

Deleted Member
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Eat more chocolate!

Deleted Member @ 12/12/2016 18:27

HD3FXD
In: Motherwell
Posts: 174
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^^^^

HD3FXD @ 12/12/2016 18:57

Deleted Member
In: NA
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HD3FXD I'm ok now, just needed some sleep

I'm in a much more cheerful mood, gonna mess about for a bit then get back at it. I must admit, the HMRC people aren't my favourite people either. I rank them alongside Traffic Wardens......oh, and Lampies

Deleted Member @ 12/12/2016 21:48

HD3FXD
In: Motherwell
Posts: 174
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Why do I get half way through wrapping Xmas presents, run out of labels and also realise that I have forgotten to buy something

Please can Xmas be over. Soon.

HD3FXD @ 15/12/2016 17:48

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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Why does the Rain God wait till i step outside ,with bike gear on...lol

jinx57 @ 15/12/2016 20:07

HD3FXD
In: Motherwell
Posts: 174
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Because Jinx57, the rain God is an evil minded, sadistic deity who also delights in arriving the second a freshly cleaned bike emerges from the garage

HD3FXD @ 16/12/2016 08:59

VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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Whats a 'lampie' ?

VFR800AJ @ 16/12/2016 09:41

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A Lampy is one of the lowest forms of life. Sort of in between plankton and an amoeba, but with less braincells........

They're also the people that do lights for gigs and things like that. The brightest thing about them are said lights

Actually, the Vidiots rank lower on the evolutionary scale than the Lampies. They're the clowns who think theirs is the most important job at the whole gig, and that we must drop everything and bow down to them when they appear because they're something special. When in fact, all they do is point a camera at something, and they need a director to them them when to do it and what to point the camera at

As you've no doubt worked out, there is plenty of banter and piss-taking in my job and not once have I ever considered bribing a Rigger to drop a shackle on a Vidiots head while said Rigger is in the roof playing with his points.........

Deleted Member @ 16/12/2016 12:59

Lindsay
In: Leeds
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Why do my little fingers turn into sausages when I'm looking around the forums? Apologies to anyone who thinks they have a stalker.

I need to start using lappy rather than mobi

Lindsay @ 16/12/2016 23:51

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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You obviously have contracted FFS..(or Fat Finger Syndrome)..no knwon crue ,i've been tirmenal for years..lol

jinx57 @ 20/12/2016 20:48

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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Not To Be Confused With HBS.(Half Brained Syndrome)...also untreatable,but Jack Daniels helps when he can...:)>

jinx57 @ 20/12/2016 20:50

Lindsay
In: Leeds
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'Tis true, its the FFS curse lingers in my fingers... Thank goodness for predictive text eh?!

Jack is my bezzie mate, he listens to my rantings, nods sympathetically, and more importantly he never out stays his welcome. HBS runs in the gene pool methinks!

Double, no coke, no ice, please !

Lindsay @ 20/12/2016 23:52

HD3FXD
In: Motherwell
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Why is it that every time I think I'm done writing Xmas cards another one comes through the door

HD3FXD @ 21/12/2016 17:33

JP
In: Birmingham
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Why do car drivers think there safe when pulling out in front of 44 Tonnes doing 50MPH.
She was very lucky this time

JP @ 21/12/2016 17:50

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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tut...JP,you old softie...i bet you braked...:)>

jinx57 @ 21/12/2016 19:09

JP
In: Birmingham
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Jinx trucks computers do it if I dont its really anoying lol

JP @ 22/12/2016 03:17

Brummie Jackie
In: Hobbit HQ
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Old Un play nice its Christmas lol

Brummie Jackie @ 22/12/2016 11:26

Joey05
In: Preston
Posts: 3720
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JP you been taking lessons off Al65??
He's gone to work in his Christmas t shirt...Grumpy for life - not just for Christmas!
Flippin' wagon drivers!!

Joey05 @ 23/12/2016 07:45

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