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Free beer for all the workers.

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Ragnar @ 10/10/2015 12:04  

Ragnar you didnt think that one though. If you were the Prime Minister You would not do any work. So you wouldn't be a worker so NO BEER FOR YOU LOL

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JP @ 10/10/2015 18:34  

Just thinking of the plebs

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Ragnar @ 10/10/2015 22:40  

Life imprisonment for the car driving idiots who think they're too posh to use their indicators.

GOD that winds me up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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VFR800AJ @ 11/10/2015 08:56  

I'm thinking a form of National Socialism where,,,,
Cars are restricted to motorways , dual carriageways . Cyclists and pedestrians restricted to pavements and crossing places..
Farm vehicles and all livestock , including horses, restricted to farm land.
Certain roads to be designated"motorcycles only"
No speed limits for motorcycles.
motorcycles above 125cc restricted to riders with sub .250" chicken strips.
All infringements incur a 100 hour road sweeping and cleaning punishment.
2nd offence ,,, the miscreant can choose between,,
1, death by lethal injection
2, banishment to The South.

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dustin666 @ 12/10/2015 11:32  

This is really good if you think it though what would you do ?
Reduce fuel tax ?
Scrap road tax ?
Cut income tax ?
Pay nurses more ?

Me I would pay nurses more and get the money from cuts in management.
Bring the troops back give them real work to do on the boarders keeping out illegal immigrants

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JP @ 14/10/2015 07:16  


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Deleted Member @ 14/10/2015 20:48  

i'd feather my nest and those of my chums by selling the country down the river......................I know it's nothing new but when in rome!..............i thought about putting a haha! at the end but it's no laughing matter! :(

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mikedabike @ 14/10/2015 22:52  

I would press the button

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refund @ 14/10/2015 23:58  

I agree with jp but first get out of EU.

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GL Blue @ 15/10/2015 10:36  

I agree Cat, they used to ban 'em over here for obvs reasons but since 'ceasefire' they been allowed to be sold to all and sundry again. Whilst I may laugh at the antics of my neighbours setting 'em off, it seriously does affect all wee pets and other feral animals everywhere x

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Dee7 @ 04/11/2018 20:57  

Yeah I'd ban loud fireworks 🎇 and I'd send all the money orientated people who have no compassion into space via Dr Who's tardis..... 😂

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xSuzix @ 04/11/2018 21:34  

I wouldn't want the job......But I'd ban past PMs from ever speaking in media, especially those called Tony or John, and redistribute their wealth and houses.

I suppose Guido was the catholic equivalent of an islamic terrorist, so the burning on the bonfire I get, but not sure about fireworks. At least we haven't had the gruesome pics of injured children this year, although gangs are firing them as weapons, BAN THEM!

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Deleted Member @ 04/11/2018 21:41  

I would have insisted that Margaret Thatcher's State Funeral would never have taken place..ashes should have been lobbed down a mineshaft,after her re-emergence from Hell,even demons have standards....

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jinx57 @ 05/11/2018 19:27  

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