1. They believe in saving.2. Still they go out ad buy expensive clothes.3. Always buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear.4. Never have anything to wear, but always dress beautifully.5. Always dress beautifully, but never satisfied.6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.7. Expect men to make compliments, but don't believe them if complemented.
Facts about guys...
1 They prefer blondes
2 They prefer blondes with long legs
3 They prefer blondes with long legs n big tits
4 In sexy underwear
5 Frilly
6 Black
7 And go like a train
1. men have to press things such as buttons, even if they don't know what they do and especially if there is a sign saying don't.
2. men have an aversion to asking for help (directions, diy, how to dress)
3. men like to spout on about "technical points" even if they know nothing about the actual object/item/piece of equipment.
4. men wear brown shoes with black trousers
5. Men think it perfectly acceptable to bealch (loudly) at any given time and then think they are paying a compliment
6. Men think it perfectly acceptable to fart (loudly) at any given time and giggle afterwards and say "it was the dog".
7. Men don't understand that women are just not that complicated....we just have higher standards (see 5 and 6 above).
1/ women like to press things, esp wiv irons, ...superiority complex.
2/ woman like to ask for help...sort of pick-up line.
3/ woman like to go on...n on...n on...
4/ woman like to wear very little (attention seeking)
5/ woman like to flutter their eyelids.
6/ woman like to giggle a lot...period.
7/ woman are complicated, some just have lower standards... lol!
Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. “Get out” and “I never want to see you again” might sound like a challenge. If you really want to get rid of a man, say “I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have your children.” Sometimes they leave skid marks.
PML @ Flumpy's post
(I love your new pic Flumpy )
Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. “Get out” and “I never want to see you again” might sound like a challenge. If you really want to get rid of a man, say “I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have your children.” Sometimes they leave skid marks.
Cheers Sandi (hugs) ... You gotta have a laugh and banter back pmsl hey ladies??
When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.
Calories are those little buggers that hide in my wardrobe and take in all my clothes while I'm sleeping.
I've got hundreds of the little bastards in mine!! :-O