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Seven complicated facts about Women:

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1. They believe in saving.2. Still they go out ad buy expensive clothes.3. Always buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear.4. Never have anything to wear, but always dress beautifully.5. Always dress beautifully, but never satisfied.6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.7. Expect men to make compliments, but don't believe them if complemented.

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Ragnar @ 18/07/2013 19:18  

Hehehehe absolutely true

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Flumpy76 @ 18/07/2013 20:33  

Ooo Ragner, theres got to be 7 facts about guys, thinking cap on , hahahha..

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Deleted Member @ 18/07/2013 20:49  

I can't think of one yet pmsl ;-P

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Flumpy76 @ 18/07/2013 20:50  

1,000 or 1,000000 lolol..

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Deleted Member @ 18/07/2013 20:51  

And you look good in your thinking cap Jen.

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Ragnar @ 18/07/2013 22:13  

Hahahah Rags, watch this space, pmsl..

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Deleted Member @ 18/07/2013 22:15  

Facts about guys... 1 They prefer blondes 2 They prefer blondes with long legs 3 They prefer blondes with long legs n big tits 4 In sexy underwear 5 Frilly 6 Black 7 And go like a train

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Deleted Member @ 19/07/2013 18:44  

Pmsl XK... love it .. x

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Deleted Member @ 19/07/2013 18:55  

Men like phones with lots of buttons. it makes them feel important.

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Flumpy76 @ 19/07/2013 19:24  

just learnt to cope with bloody zips,now back to buttons...make your minds up....!!

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jinx57 @ 22/07/2013 19:29  

1. men have to press things such as buttons, even if they don't know what they do and especially if there is a sign saying don't. 2. men have an aversion to asking for help (directions, diy, how to dress) 3. men like to spout on about "technical points" even if they know nothing about the actual object/item/piece of equipment. 4. men wear brown shoes with black trousers 5. Men think it perfectly acceptable to bealch (loudly) at any given time and then think they are paying a compliment 6. Men think it perfectly acceptable to fart (loudly) at any given time and giggle afterwards and say "it was the dog". 7. Men don't understand that women are just not that complicated....we just have higher standards (see 5 and 6 above).

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rowanblossom @ 23/07/2013 12:58  

1/ women like to press things, esp wiv irons, ...superiority complex. 2/ woman like to ask for help...sort of pick-up line. 3/ woman like to go on...n on...n on... 4/ woman like to wear very little (attention seeking) 5/ woman like to flutter their eyelids. 6/ woman like to giggle a lot...period. 7/ woman are complicated, some just have lower standards... lol!

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Deleted Member @ 23/07/2013 21:19  

Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. “Get out” and “I never want to see you again” might sound like a challenge. If you really want to get rid of a man, say “I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have your children.” Sometimes they leave skid marks.

Pmsl

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Flumpy76 @ 26/07/2013 08:12  

7b/ woman can be dead devious!

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Deleted Member @ 26/07/2013 12:52  

Only if you give them something to be devious about!!!

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Flumpy76 @ 26/07/2013 14:25  

PML @ Flumpy's post (I love your new pic Flumpy ) Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. “Get out” and “I never want to see you again” might sound like a challenge. If you really want to get rid of a man, say “I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have your children.” Sometimes they leave skid marks.

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Sandi @ 27/07/2013 11:20  

Flumpy, im pmsl at the above......

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Deleted Member @ 27/07/2013 12:48  

Cheers Sandi (hugs) ... You gotta have a laugh and banter back pmsl hey ladies??

When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.

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Flumpy76 @ 27/07/2013 19:08  

Calories are those little buggers that hide in my wardrobe and take in all my clothes while I'm sleeping. I've got hundreds of the little bastards in mine!! :-O

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MissyREP @ 03/09/2013 08:49  

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