i would also liek to add that the flaw in your rules is thinking if a lass cries it is blackmail ................
pmsl .............. you may need to re-think tht rule guys pmsl
Great set of rules JP . A perfect description of a perfect bloke. Interesting craic about the bogseat. I didn't realise the seat needed to be down , so that it looked pretty. I've been whinged at for leaving it up . Although , non of my exes bothered to explain the ' pretty hypothesis' . I have a clip on my bogseat , to hold it open and ready for use coz when I come home drunk I can never find the light switch and I wouldn't want to whizz all over it . (that's what the floor is for) lol Dusty x
P.s. When you take a close look at the average 'Manimal'
one has to come to the conclusion that '' WOMEN ARE BLOODY STUPID " for wanting a '' boyfriend'' . They would probably be better off with something from the farmyard. Lol
pmsl .... well aswell as lookin much better.... us lasses also have the problem of nippin for a quick one in the middle of the night and not wanting to turn light on coz it will wake me up and then sitting........
arrrggghhhhhhhh ffs on a freeeeeeezing cold darn toilet bowl coz the freckin seat is upp......... and if you had been in there dusty accorind to your "light off" you have probs peed all over the bowl....... so i would also sit in that if the seat aint been put back down.....
explanation number two of why we like it back down (or rather I... cant speak for all lasses obviously )
pmsl .......... is that all TMI for a fourm??!!!!
p.s. ~ i am more than capable of putting it down meself tho... so its alllll a giggle really
@xsuzix , ok I must confess , I'm not 100% total bloke coz I keep a packet of bogseat wipes on the cistern and I allways clean the bog after using it .
I know, I know, a lot of real men will consider me to be a total pouf for admitting to this but there you go . Perhaps I'm turning into a 'modern man' lol
Dusty x
Perhaps Dusty is just TOO in touch with his Feminine Side and is attempting to gain "Brownie Points" with ladies here....
We'll have to send a delegation of the ladies round to Dusty's to perform an inspection and report back!!
Can see a new TV programme coming on here...
pmsl ... good on ya dusty ....
its like toilet confessionals here hahahaha
bt do you wash old toothpaste out the sink or leave it there to go crusty .... pmsl dont answer that... you may never leave ya house again if we know too much of this femine side..... mind you its lasses leave it toooooo
i do a regular sink inspection when i go to peeps houses..... ... kidding...
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