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kaycat
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post your valentime mesage here if you to shy send to me and ill post them for you if it a secret ill post with out your name hugs xxx happy to help

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kaycat @ 12/02/2013 11:34

allison_2011
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Love it Kay!!xx

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allison_2011 @ 12/02/2013 11:37

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mmmmm pancakes :)

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Deleted Member @ 12/02/2013 11:39

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no tracksster... its valentines... not freckin pancakes..... hahahaha pmsl hmmm does htat mean i best think of some poetry then.... ... if anyone wants to send me one i really wont mind.. honest

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Deleted Member @ 12/02/2013 19:29

Cruiser gal
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Like it Kaykat, but just worry in case all the messages I am likely to receive will spoil this thread for everyone else, as their posts will be lost amongst all the messages meant for me. I will start then ChaVbot you used to make my heart skip a beat, your sexy body in your string vest and smelly feet. I know you will never be mine again and that your heart belongs to Doris now, but I am such a lovely person I had to let you go. I am sure someone will one day whisk me of my feet and finally make my world complete.

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Cruiser gal @ 12/02/2013 20:37

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To all the laydeeeeez on BM, this valentine message is for you all:

I love you, I love you, I love you almighty,
I wish my pyjamas were next to your nightie.
Now don't be mistaken, don't be mislead,
I mean on the clothes line and not in the bed.

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Deleted Member @ 13/02/2013 02:53

Fatbob16
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I wish to declare my undying hugzzzz for Kaycat xxx

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Fatbob16 @ 13/02/2013 06:25

Sandi
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These are entries to a Valentine competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line: Love may be beautiful, love may be blissbut I only slept with you, because I was pi$$ed I thought that I could love no otherUntil, that is, I met your brother Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so areyou. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Of loving beauty you float with graceIf only you could hide your face Kind, intelligent, loving and hotThis describes everything you are not I want to feel your sweet embraceBut don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you screwed up my life I see your face when I am dreamingThat's why I always wake up screaming My love you take my breath awayWhat have you stepped in to smell this way <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p> My feelings for you no words can tell<o:p></o:p> Except for maybe "go to hell" <o:p></o:p> What inspired this amorous rhyme?Two parts vodka, one part lime

These are entries to a Valentine competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least  romantic second line:

Love may be beautiful, love may be blissbut I only slept with you, because I was pi$$ed I thought that I could love no otherUntil, that is, I met your brother Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so areyou. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Of loving beauty you float with graceIf only you could hide your face Kind, intelligent, loving and hotThis describes everything you are not I want to feel your sweet embraceBut don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you screwed up my life I see your face when I am dreamingThat's why I always wake up screaming My love you take my breath awayWhat have you stepped in to smell this way <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
My feelings for you no words can tell<o:p></o:p>

Except for maybe "go to hell" <o:p></o:p>

What inspired this amorous rhyme?Two parts vodka, one part lime

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Sandi @ 13/02/2013 08:55

kaycat
In: radcliffe Manche
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Bandito hugssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss to youxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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kaycat @ 13/02/2013 10:28

kaycat
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double six what a big line it would need to be .......... ill just put my pj on your bed

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kaycat @ 13/02/2013 10:29

kaycat
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gal my inbox is full with all your mesages it going to take me for ever ill just send them all to you

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kaycat @ 13/02/2013 10:31

kaycat
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sandi thats funny

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kaycat @ 13/02/2013 10:31

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Bar Humbug

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Deleted Member @ 13/02/2013 12:55

rockchickeelicious
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<wordtidy>"When inward tenderness finds the secret hurt..pain itself will crack the rock.. and Ah!!!Let The SOUL Emerge..."
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rockchickeelicious @ 13/02/2013 15:42