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Understanding women

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I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

(Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot.)

Deleted Member @ 09/08/2012 09:21

fantasia
In: Halifax
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I think ill stay in the gutter its more fun. ;-):-)

fantasia @ 10/08/2012 08:47

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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nope,still don't get it...........not just me though!

jinx57 @ 10/08/2012 10:00

Emzed
In: Pickering
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I'm with Fantasia on this one She who laughs last Has thought of a dirty meaning

Emzed @ 10/08/2012 10:57

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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ditto he who larfs loudest and longest

jinx57 @ 17/08/2012 05:26

mad munky
In: Hull
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still laughs

mad munky @ 17/08/2012 14:21

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RULES

Rules For Men
1. The Female always makes The Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.)

7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

RULES

Rules
            For Men

1. The Female always makes The Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior
            notification.

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must
            immediately change some or all of The Rules.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant
            misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did
            or said wrong.)

7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for
            causing the misunderstanding.)

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written
            consent from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any
            time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants
            him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether
            or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat,
            lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

16. At no time can the Male make such comments
            as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the
            Female is complaining.

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

Deleted Member @ 17/08/2012 17:12

Emzed
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This post looks suspiciously familiar In the interests of equality I shall be posting a new topic Men's Rules for Women Shamelessly lifted from another publication

Emzed @ 17/08/2012 17:58

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Oh Em, heres me thinking you were my friend...

Deleted Member @ 17/08/2012 18:13

mad munky
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So negative, wait til you read it

mad munky @ 17/08/2012 18:39

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I have done just now, your not my friend either MM ....

Deleted Member @ 17/08/2012 19:21

Emzed
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OOOh touchy too
I'm sure you'll get over it

Emzed @ 17/08/2012 19:38

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Deleted Member @ 17/08/2012 19:44

Emzed
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Ooh you little fibber I knew you'd like it

Emzed @ 18/08/2012 00:55

Deleted Member
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Like it ?? I love it lmho... x

Deleted Member @ 18/08/2012 11:41

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Why are us girlies sooo perfect,? well i think there is no accounting for taste is there ...

Deleted Member @ 19/08/2012 15:55

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Jen,only ONE perfect bloke ever born,I ain't gonna be next one on the cross.

Deleted Member @ 22/08/2012 00:45

jinx57
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the cross ain't so bad, it's the nails ,man........................ere i can see your house from up here!!

jinx57 @ 22/08/2012 05:25

SPRINT56
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Life of Brian.....Jinx all together now Always look on the bright side of life

SPRINT56 @ 22/08/2012 05:56

SPRINT56
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understanding women, y bother u know it'll only get u into trouble

SPRINT56 @ 22/08/2012 06:19

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