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What are missing for your Mrs Claus outfit?






Gigantopithecus is my name.

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Ragnar @ 20/12/2015 21:43  

So tell me, what do your Cosplay friends know you as?

Skipped all day.

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Lindsay @ 21/12/2015 07:24  

How's your boxing training going?




I'm Ok, You're Ok.

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Ragnar @ 21/12/2015 18:02  

Whats the title of that book youve been reading?

Its just Neverending tedium.

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Lindsay @ 28/12/2015 11:30  

How you getting on reading the new Oxford English Dictionary?




Hanging on the Corner.

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Ragnar @ 29/12/2015 16:55  

On Which part of the steet do you expect to find guilty highwaymen?

Too much rustling for my liking


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Seisix6 @ 01/01/2016 16:32  

Do you like being a cowboy builder?




I flipped it back and forward and it still would go.

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Ragnar @ 01/01/2016 20:10  

Is that hamsters wheel still amusing you?

Never have,never will

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Seisix6 @ 03/01/2016 15:26  

Did I see you dancing with your gran to the Birdie Song?






I don't sleep, I dream.

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Ragnar @ 08/01/2016 15:35  

You sleeping on the job Rags?

In a cocoon, or so they say.

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Lindsay @ 18/01/2016 06:00  

How are you planning to do in your old age?






It was a sensation.

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Ragnar @ 09/02/2016 09:35  

I heard that all the hardwork you put into your new hobby culminated in your debut in the dance of the dying swan. How did that go down with the critics?

Bad idea basically

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Lindsay @ 25/02/2016 22:12  

What do you think about putting the pillion seat on the handle bars?




I'll have a mars bar.

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Ragnar @ 27/02/2016 20:20  

and your choice for your last ever meal is?

A Sixpence and a smile

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Lindsay @ 29/02/2016 19:12  

What did you take with you Saturday ?

Up hill and down dale

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Jackyan @ 29/02/2016 19:47  

Where do you go on your last ride out?




It wasn't me, It was James Bond.

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Ragnar @ 01/03/2016 07:29  

Who pissed off M?

Why I do believe that was a surprise

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rowanblossom @ 23/03/2016 00:35  



well if no one else is going for this next is...


melons just rolled everywhere


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rowanblossom @ 12/05/2016 13:49  

What happened when the police raided the strip club down the road?

I'd do it for a bar of chocolate.

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Elflocks @ 12/05/2016 15:26  

How much do you charge?

The fish saw everything

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rowanblossom @ 14/05/2016 13:54  

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