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Man learns the difference between 'pigs' and 'police'

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Man learns the difference between 'pigs' and 'police'

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A New Zealand man who called police officers 'pigs' has been ordered to spend a day at a pig farm.

The 22-year-old has also been ordered to write an essay about the difference between pigs and police officers.

The man was charged with using offensive language after he hurled abuse at police during a trip to Auckland.

Community Magistrate Robyn Paterson at Tauranga District Court ordered him to spend a day at a pig farm and present a short essay on his experiences, reports The Bay of Plenty Times.

According to the newspaper, he wrote: "I was very, very drunk. I have stopped drinking because of what happened. I have wasted the police's time and my time."

He maintained the word pig could be found in the Oxford dictionary and was often used to describe police.

But added he had learned 'that there is nothing at all in common with a pig and an officer'.

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Brummie Jackie @ 31/12/2009 01:14  

A judge with common sense? Whats that all about????

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darkcarnival @ 31/12/2009 09:17  

yeah, but look where it was DC NZ would never happen in this country because it might infringe his human rights by hurting his feelings or even his health and saftety, he might catch swine flu or trip over and get a hurty knee..... noooo not in this country.....

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Deleted Member @ 31/12/2009 09:58  

How could he possibly think Pigs and police have anything in common. Most pigs have at least some common sence

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micksaway @ 31/12/2009 11:02  

and get a hurty knee....

Quality!

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Wannabe @ 31/12/2009 11:08  

the dude shoulda been more subtle n just said >> anybody smell bacon!

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Boodyblues @ 05/01/2010 15:39  

Shove piggy shove.

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Deleted Member @ 05/01/2010 15:49  

there aint no part of a pig that is wasted apart from the curley bit is it the same for coppers ????????????????????????????????????

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WheelyNealy @ 05/01/2010 15:52  

I heard the man had to spend a day with the Police and write an essay because the pigs were offended at being similied with the cops lol

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Deleted Member @ 06/01/2010 03:36  

'tis an interesting idea tho, make the punishment fit the crime. Could be applied to murderers and rapists

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Rob1050 @ 06/01/2010 07:59  

mmmmmmmmmm bacon

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Brummie Jackie @ 06/01/2010 22:48  

Nice.

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Deleted Member @ 09/01/2010 02:30  

*Could be applied to murderers and rapists*


Not sure a day at a pig farm with a written essay would have quite the same effect on a murderer/rapist Rob Maybe a day with a Traffic Pig would be more fitting

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RustyKnight @ 09/01/2010 09:15  

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