The turn out for my brother at his funeral today. When we pulled up at the crematorium there was people lined up all over, my parents were amazed. It was nice to have so many people who were there to pay their respects to him. Gone but not forgotten.
Well i've been out and dranck misen daft as you do and this dwarf who was dressed as a rabitt and a pretty poor one as that and he said thats a nice shrit it would look good on mi hedge and i siad this is my shirt and i havent got a hedge becouse i live in comunal living and i only get let out 3 times a week to get drunk and have sex if the rabbit lets me im i thinkig this or am i out there like Pluto and is that a dog or a planet i think i've been there but thats wen the police took me home becouse i was a danger to the Klangers becouse what happend was anyway i decided to wall paper but it didnt match so i painted mi foot but it was the wrong coulour and thats when i knocked mi fire place out and the mad cat woman next door decided to try and kill me, a fatwah i siad but your not a muslim your from tarn and then she cut mi washing line down which was just mean whwere do i dry mi disco shirts right off now to put mi sosfa in the back yartd becouse Judith Charmers is trying to kill me and i can see her whats this are you crazy why are you not in the algarve Judith no don't do it please i beg dont kill me please, whats that in your hand its an exit not an entrance Judith so dont get them idias right off now to sniff Judith cos she likes it misen not that bothered just like being at the coast but dont tell them that i told you, hang on hello Judith how are you.........AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH hello Kate Bush i thought you was dead, tell me do youi like to take peoples underpants off with your teeth, really and i wouldent have thought that.
Some fine Mexican cigars, hang on just had a phone call from Desmond Tu Tu wrong number, anyway cos i painted mi foot and it was the wrong coulour to what i wantedi wanted a nice ocean sene instead got some chimiys hang on Spock is saying im not talking not good England toneet so what i am going to do is be is be is be not going to say becouse mi Jack Russerll is not going to be impressed in the morning............. Mork siging off............. sod off Orsen im not a poof.
Mi sausage is on fire, but i anit got a cooker and i haven't been to Iran, wasn't me officer my name is Actdaft and i like to polish stuff. i can buff it up nice.
Fitting into all my suits that I have not worn for 3 years!
Now to go get new ones that are today's styles lol
I can see the sales getting a good bashing off me in Jan my weight loss for this year is just under 3 stone, have dropped 3 clothing sizes too and feel a hell of a lot better for it :-)
Thinking Only Lush Today...
You have to take risks... We will only understand the miracle of life fully when we allow the unexpected to happen... Paulo Coelho
Totally agree with you rc - I'm finally taking the risk and going with the unexpected and I've never been happier!
Andy - yes it was an amazingly comfortable first meeting (even given a certain comment from you!), and it's just getting more so. I know I wouldn't have been quite the same at the Xmas party if I hadnt been there with you. xx
Thank you David.. that means alot... You were one of my first friends on here...
And WMF.. I couldn't ditto your comment enough... Bless you Both!! That Party changed more than a few lives.. *scary place but ice queen here is dating someone! how'd that happen?!!*
Got to dash.. but Be Lush Today... Love you all..
Getting that. Christmassy feeling sorting tree and outdoor lights with my darling.
The big laugh tho was Ian's comment when I said just think how giddy I will be about Christmas when we have grand kids ... He turned round and said ... That's it all 4 of our boys are being booked in to be neutered in the new year!
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