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With the right boots Splash through.

Do you carry a first aid kit on your bike or in car?

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davidneale @ 15/05/2015 22:43  



No

do you have a list of particular cars you wouldn't let out at a junction ?

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VFR800AJ @ 15/05/2015 23:51  

Taxi's








Indian or Chinese?


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Double six @ 15/05/2015 23:54  

Italian




Beer or Spirits?

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Double six @ 15/05/2015 23:58  

Depends if there is a graveyard over the road from the off licence!




Would you have a party in a cemetary?

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Double six @ 16/05/2015 00:13  

No

If you won the lottery what would you still work?

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Jackyan @ 16/05/2015 19:36  

No, I can only read it once :-)

Do you give money to people in the street?

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davidneale @ 16/05/2015 20:11  

Almost. Stuck on my mates sofa for 18 months and hardly any cash to sort things out.

I am sure the homeless situation in uk can be solved, but how?

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davidneale @ 16/05/2015 20:55  

Poverty particularly where kids are involved. This may also reduce certain types of crime.

If you were the priminister, what laws would you try to change?


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davidneale @ 16/05/2015 21:49  

oh my, there would be loads....and i'm fairly sure the manderians who pull the strings behind the scenes, wouldn't allow me to stay as PM for long! jobs for brits, limit migration, tell the EU to bugger off on a LOT of stuff. Help farmers and fishermen. Fix the roads. it goes on




What is your favourite anecdote about yourself as a kid

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rowanblossom @ 18/05/2015 07:09  

There are many - too many - I was a pesky child - but probably the one about big bro's bike and the verrry muddy ditch at the bottom of the hill!

Why do you only ever see one shoe of a pair in the middle of the road?

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Deleted Member @ 18/05/2015 21:21  

Cos the other is dangling from a telephone cable in the nearest village! ;)

Why does a cuppa aways taste nicer with bikkies?

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Lindsay @ 18/05/2015 21:36  


'Cos a drink's too wet without one!

Marmite or not?

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Deleted Member @ 18/05/2015 21:41  

Oh yes, LOVE IT!

BBQ outdoors or grill indoors?

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Lindsay @ 18/05/2015 22:10  

Love marmite

Outdoors if weather is good, inside if it's bad

Red or brown sauce on that 100% beef burger/tofu burger

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rowanblossom @ 18/05/2015 23:09  

neither - gotta be mayyonaise on a veggie burger!

What one thing would improve the quality of your life the most?

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Deleted Member @ 19/05/2015 10:41  


I admire anyone and everyone who, when dealing with whatever difficulties they have in their lives, still have the time to give to others.

Also, those who are faced with bullies,loudmouths, boasters, liars and egocentrics of any other kind. To have the courage to stand up against them when they have to, and the strength to walk away if they wish to, is an awesome thing.

Ever given directions to someone, only to realise afterwards that you've sent them the wrong way?

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Deleted Member @ 19/05/2015 18:26  

On more than one occasion. Usually too late to let them know


If someone directs you to a location in the car or you use Satnav. Can you remember the route the next time?

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davidneale @ 19/05/2015 20:56  

That made me laugh David, all i could see was @RowanBlossom's face! *chuckles*

I usually can find my way again, with the odd 'detour ' on occasions! I dont like SatNav, i find em irritating to say the least.

On a route regularly travelled, if there are roadworks or traffic jams do you wait patiently in the queue or do you 'find' an alternative route?


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Lindsay @ 20/05/2015 06:54  

Alternative if possible -especially if they're going to be long running - like the one at Selby at the moment - nightmare!

Crisps or nuts?

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Deleted Member @ 20/05/2015 10:41  

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