I had a great start to the day (really did PMSL) via an email I received - 'Side Effects from Viagra'
Unfortunately it's not suitable to put on here and I haven't got your emails to send you it and brighten your days either Sorry
bluesbiker In: Birmingham in th
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Job advert in the job centre today for "Webcam performers"
£100 PPD!
would be working nude/semi nude and involve explicit sexual dialogue.
Must be outgoing, freindly and confident (counts me out then.)
must have own broadband and computer.
I have the reference if anyones interested.
PM me in confidence. (yea right.)
HFG trying to get me to buy a pink shirt for her nieces wedding next week. Me.........in a pink shirt. Oh and shouting at me sat nav for going the long way back from Merry Hill this afternoon
lol @ Having my 9year old son tell me I'm 'his' best mommy.
My daughter told me if I kept on being good and taking her out on her bike when I go up north she would allow me stay being her daddy, but only If I was good lol.....
I asked her what would happen if i wasn't she said"You will go on the naughty step and then you wouldn't be allowed to be my daddy until I say you can come of it"
.....kids, brilliant lol