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geoffb2005
In: Leeds
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Chopsticks are the main reason the Chinese never invented custard. Spike Milligan

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geoffb2005 @ 11/12/2008 08:00

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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Thought for the afternoon: "No good deed goes unpunished"

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Wannabe @ 11/12/2008 16:21

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade squeeze it in someone's eye and haul a*se!

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Wannabe @ 12/12/2008 14:17

Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
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HAVING THE ABILITY TO READ,AND NOT READING, IS WORSE THAN BEING ILLITERATE..

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Triumph_Sy @ 14/12/2008 18:51

Jansky1960
In: Grantham
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Vivid images are like a beautiful melody that speaks to you on an emotional level. It bypasses your logic centers and even your intellect and goes to a different part of the brain.

Neat huh

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Jansky1960 @ 14/12/2008 19:10

Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
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Neat

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Triumph_Sy @ 14/12/2008 19:17

Oggy
In: Ely. Cambs
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Why do we eat sweetcorn when we can't digest it?

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Oggy @ 15/12/2008 07:18

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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*tuts* Fu Manchu Chew man, chew!

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Wannabe @ 15/12/2008 09:21

Wannabe
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. W.C. Fields

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Wannabe @ 15/12/2008 14:18

Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
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IF YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO AIM FOR..... YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO MISS.....

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Triumph_Sy @ 15/12/2008 18:37

Oggy
In: Ely. Cambs
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Crack waxing must be a right pain in the a*se.

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Oggy @ 16/12/2008 08:27

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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When your cat's in a strop, it's a good idea to wear steel toe-capped boots to bed

If I'd have thought of that last night, I might've avoided 2 Tyson claw-shaped holes in my foot this morning...

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Wannabe @ 17/12/2008 07:27

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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oooer! mine goes mad when i try an clip er nails, like sweeney todd's blood everywhere!!

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tangoman60 @ 17/12/2008 14:47

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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*takes hat off to TM* You are a braver man than I... I wouldn't go near Tyson's claws with the clippers for all the tea in China! The vets aren't terribly keen on getting too close to him either... They thought I was exaggerating his wildness, as he's all sweetness and purrs at first to throw you off guard... They soon learned. The hard and painful way!

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Wannabe @ 17/12/2008 14:56

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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i had gdn gloves and a thick coat on but she got me nose!!![shoulda worn me helmet!!]i had to do it cos a nail had grown into her pad, an i hate payin vet's bills if i dont have to!!

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tangoman60 @ 17/12/2008 15:03

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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*note to self: wear helmet next time attempting minor kitty surgery* Good thinking!

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Wannabe @ 17/12/2008 15:24

Oggy
In: Ely. Cambs
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Really must get my sh*t together!!

Diarrhoea's a bar steward.

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Oggy @ 22/12/2008 05:41

Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
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Thought for the day....... Don't judge peoples outsides.... .......with your insides...

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Triumph_Sy @ 22/12/2008 20:30

darkcarnival
In: Blackburn
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darkcarnival @ 22/12/2008 23:27

Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
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Great!....foor for thought n all that:o)

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Triumph_Sy @ 22/12/2008 23:28

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