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lipstick ... maybe ( if you dont mean the dog kind of course )




prefer to work for a company or be self employed ?






( reminds me to go do tax return ..late again )








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Deleted Member @ 20/03/2013 16:30  

Self employed ( I have not worked for the man since 1984 and snap on the tax return) Do you usually get a tax rebate?

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davidneale @ 20/03/2013 16:55  

No, self employed as well, but up to date

Do you think you are now unemployable?

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mad munky @ 20/03/2013 17:01  

No. If you were to change your type of work, what would you like to do?

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davidneale @ 20/03/2013 17:12  

anything that didnt entail keeping people alive...!!! do you wash behind ya ears?

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Deleted Member @ 20/03/2013 19:37  

Of course otherwise potatoes would grow there!

Do you wash ya back?

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mad munky @ 20/03/2013 19:44  

not on full moon days,too much hard work.... what comb is best for a no.99 cut all overrrrrrrrr?

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jinx57 @ 20/03/2013 20:27  

A toothless one Jinx maybe Do you have a pedicure or do your own feet ?

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Deleted Member @ 20/03/2013 20:32  

IF i can find my feet....pmsl...use me own strimmer and bastard file... though pedicure was cycling to doctor's....??

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jinx57 @ 20/03/2013 20:34  

... maybe it is lol.. Can you bend over and touch your toes without any back pain ?

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Deleted Member @ 20/03/2013 20:42  

yus no problemo (Green Lipped Mussel Extract is wht you need if you cant) Can you still do a crab? !

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Deleted Member @ 20/03/2013 20:54  

Yup

But why would you?

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rowanblossom @ 20/03/2013 20:55  

lmao well,,,, you wouldnt woudl you but i just did..... pmsl can you still do a handstand?

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Deleted Member @ 20/03/2013 20:57  

Not without serious injury,.....if not to myself then whatever gets in way!....oh oh clutz alert lol

Can you fit your bra cup over your head

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rowanblossom @ 20/03/2013 21:01  

hatstand?one in my hall ,no problemo?? why now furniture topic....

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jinx57 @ 20/03/2013 21:01  

lmfao at the bra question rb ive never tried!! do you keep all ya shoes in orderly fashion somwhere or jus piled by door? (clothes now jinkx pmsl... same kinda thing tho )

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Deleted Member @ 20/03/2013 21:14  

Bettcha do try tho lol

In a cupboard

Use the exercise bike for its intended use or as extra hanging space

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rowanblossom @ 20/03/2013 21:16  


well i aint got an exercise bike but i got a sit ups thing which was under my spare room bed for ages... took it to tip years ago!!!
woudl you have a comb over if you were bald?

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Deleted Member @ 20/03/2013 22:03  

Goodness no.....shave it off and be proud

Shave your legs or wax

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rowanblossom @ 20/03/2013 22:19  

plait them in winter and sell the plaits in summer for extra cash ..... Shave dance when watching live music or just stand?

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Deleted Member @ 20/03/2013 22:30  

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