Hmmmm yes.. i think yr right.. calls himself a leader?? pah!
Geoff.. i shud be carefull if i were u .. else you're gonna be first to to test the MOTAF theory.. AFTER you've been flogged of course !
Yes, you see... you are just swapping one leader for another!
power...corrupts..etc....
I am going to moor my boat off the coast until total anarchy reigns....
Weak... WEAK? Possibly.... I am a lover, not a fighter.... actually I am crap at both....
I just don't want to be a leader or led.... you may worship tt now but wait until he invokes primae noctis and steals your purity!!!
ive made a sculptre in the likeness of our great leader an shall kneel flaglate myself in its presence! hang on e aintsaid we can ave ale an rum yet karey wants rum so till we get it no kneelin in awe ok! [was rum not rumpy karey>?}
I think he is at Boy Scouts at a sex education class....
Sorry tt... I know you are probably taking an inventory of your arsenal or sumfing.... I just heard the above news on the..er...news... unbelievable!
I trust you will put a stop to such things under your New Order...
^^^if u get away with that - respect! ^^^
Now TC, r u looking 2 moor yr boat at Barnsley or Harrogate, cos I gotta bit a bad news 4 u....
Geoff - remember where u are - this is BM - we r all mad!
And Karey - u must b a pheasant plucker...
now then.. TC.. tt..aint stealin no purities.. for there is none left i pray tell.
TM..the rum was for you...sheeesh! i wanted voddy..but dint fink it was in keepin wiv the era.
Geoff....what Xk said
And XK.. im more a rabbit defurrer !
I can't beleive how racist,sexist and downright blinkered this thread is!
With this in view I would like to put myself forward for the post of foreign Minister or the baby eating bishop of bath and wells.
I'm not fussed so long as theres plenty of big breasted wenches, mead, roasted animals of several sizes, a good war or two a year, and i can dictate utterly insular and zenophobic laws once in a while.
awww Soz HG.. Julie has already been appointed .. and im General of the MOTAF ( Tarring and Feathering ) lol
I tried for beer keeper... but tt wont allow alcohol in his cabinet
You'll be needing someone to keep an...um...eye on your considerable harem then geez!?!;o)
Harem?No. Sorry. Don't have time for more than one. And that position has already been filled, I'm afraid.
waterloo fought wiv gin!!trafalgar with a gutfull o rum!Agincourt fought with no alcohol!!Losses were hardly worth mentioning.
Get drunk in your own time, not my wartime!!
I`ll do the floggin, im not asking by the way and if you dont like it, well you know what the alternative is
You will ask and you will ask politely. I have plenty others queueing for that job, the best of whom is 6' 4", weighs 23 stone and can kickbox in 4" stillettos!!
Hmmmm yes.. i think yr right.. calls himself a leader?? pah!Sorry - Was tending to my other subjects. Your problems are many and you'll have to take turns.
This one was something about a dispute with the Welsh.....
I am going to moor my boat off the coast until total anarchy reigns....Only coast currently available is Penzance, I'm afraid. The rest are being used to deport benefit frauds.
you may worship tt now but wait until he invokes primae noctis and steals your purity!!!Sorry, that's actually a Norman idea. I favour a more English legal system. Your maidens get to retain their purity until they see fit.
I think he is at Boy Scouts at a sex education class.... boy scouts aah remember it well mass masterbation in the bell tent happy days!! I may have been 'educating' Scout Leaders about the morality and illegality of their sexual practices.... By putting an unmistakably permanent stop to such activities.
Actually, I think Julie can be appointed Emasculator General of the MOC (Ministry Of Castration). Go forth and investigate every children's home, scout group and Catholic church (Sorry Catholics, but your priests do make a habit of this (and a further apology for the 'habit' pun) and then are stupid enough to get caught)!!!
I tried for beer keeper... but tt wont allow alcohol in his cabinetIt is allowed. Just not on my battlefield.
hang on Agincourt in france no wine passing anyones lips then??looks like i'm gonna be on the opposition then no bleeding alcohol!! an i dont want the position of stool inspector cos its a shi. job!
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