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Ragnar
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Did you clean the chain on my bike?
No ring goes like a ringo goes.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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what was the drummer like?
oh that just shakes too much
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Ragnar
In: London
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What's it like riding a Harley?
Breaking the bonds.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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why did you change to handcuffs?
slap it harder to make it go
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Jackyan
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How did you get your horse to trot ?
Just hot and clammy again
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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How do your hands feel now.
that kipper was too giddy for me
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teenybash
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Ragnar
In: London
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I've done the wink winking, so what do i do next?
It was big and red, so I had to push it.
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jilly065
In: Preston
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What was the detonator like?
I couldn't hold it any longer
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teenybash
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Why is there a wet patch on the floor?
Always told, if it moves kill it
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jilly065
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Why did you shoot the tree?
It smelt like treacle
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Cloud_God
In: Swindon and Lond
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so you boiled the syrup till it smelt like what?
My mum warned me that would happen
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teenybash
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Did you know if you have unprotected sex a girl could get pregnant?
But you said jump
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Cloud_God
In: Swindon and Lond
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your supposed to sit on the seat not stand on it
I can't turn it any harder it'll likely snap off
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jilly065
In: Preston
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Turn the tap till it stops running water!
I thought you wanted it
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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Why did you buy me that David Cassidy CD ?
it was hot to the touch !!
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teenybash
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Why did you hop like a frog across the sand?
Just wiggle then push
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Ragnar
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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Good evening young man and why did you fly through those red lights ?
Yes but I promise I won't do it again.
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teenybash
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Did you lick the icing off the wedding cake ?
Omg how could you
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