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thats a shabby looking piece o' tat




I bought it at a boot sale

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Cloud_God @ 16/07/2014 21:56  

Where did you get your Dr. Martins from?




Here in my hand I hold a bog brush.

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Ragnar @ 16/07/2014 22:45  

Can you give a modern take on Macbeth?

Koala bears were frothing

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rowanblossom @ 16/07/2014 23:00  

How did you know who nicked the xxxx ?

it turned to mush.

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Lindsay @ 16/07/2014 23:23  

what happened to your brain?




It farted.

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Cloud_God @ 18/07/2014 06:20  

What did the elephant do?

It's gone all black.

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jilly065 @ 18/07/2014 13:39  

how your banana? WOW, that looks er...well...er

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rowanblossom @ 18/07/2014 13:51  

What have I got on my nose?

only when I laugh.

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davidneale @ 18/07/2014 18:55  

Does old age hurt?

A bowl of porridge.

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Ragnar @ 18/07/2014 19:14  

What treat does the queen give Phillip nowadays.

Too rude to mention

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teenybash @ 18/07/2014 21:03  

What are your thoughts about me TB?




We have no TV here.

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Ragnar @ 18/07/2014 21:37  

why haven't you been watching Hollyoaks?




well I just didn't know what else to do for entertainment

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rowanblossom @ 19/07/2014 08:57  

How do you have so many children?

Good lord no, I couldn't possibly eat that

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teenybash @ 20/07/2014 05:22  

Shot several haggis on the wing this morning.


You couldn't make it up

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Cloud_God @ 20/07/2014 09:01  

Did you hear what Petes been up to now.

It's riddled with lice

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teenybash @ 20/07/2014 23:09  

How was the cupcake?




Just cruising, that's all, just cruising in my pink fluffy bunny slippers

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rowanblossom @ 21/07/2014 08:22  

Oh no! Why did you get escorted out of Aldi?

A giant ginger bunny i tell you no lies

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Lindsay @ 21/07/2014 08:29  

and you allege you were assaulted by a large auburn rabbit?




what's up doc

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Cloud_God @ 21/07/2014 15:05  

What was the rabbit's response when arrested

Boing..........oh i know I 've heard that sound before

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rowanblossom @ 21/07/2014 18:16  

What did you hear when zebadee bounced into your kitchen ?

Just a little wobble at high speed

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Jackyan @ 21/07/2014 20:37  

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