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Cloud_God
In: Swindon and Lond
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thats a shabby looking piece o' tat
I bought it at a boot sale
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Ragnar
In: London
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Where did you get your Dr. Martins from?
Here in my hand I hold a bog brush.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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Can you give a modern take on Macbeth?
Koala bears were frothing
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Lindsay
In: Leeds
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How did you know who nicked the xxxx ?
it turned to mush.
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Cloud_God
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jilly065
In: Preston
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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how your banana?
WOW, that looks er...well...er
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davidneale
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Ragnar
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teenybash
In: Thetford
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What treat does the queen give Phillip nowadays.
Too rude to mention
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Ragnar
In: London
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What are your thoughts about me TB?
We have no TV here.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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why haven't you been watching Hollyoaks?
well I just didn't know what else to do for entertainment
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teenybash
In: Thetford
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How do you have so many children?
Good lord no, I couldn't possibly eat that
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Cloud_God
In: Swindon and Lond
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Shot several haggis on the wing this morning.
You couldn't make it up
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teenybash
In: Thetford
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Did you hear what Petes been up to now.
It's riddled with lice
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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How was the cupcake?
Just cruising, that's all, just cruising in my pink fluffy bunny slippers
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Lindsay
In: Leeds
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Oh no! Why did you get escorted out of Aldi?
A giant ginger bunny i tell you no lies
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Cloud_God
In: Swindon and Lond
Posts: 731
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and you allege you were assaulted by a large auburn rabbit?
what's up doc
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
Posts: 29717
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What was the rabbit's response when arrested
Boing..........oh i know I 've heard that sound before
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Jackyan
In: Cheshire
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What did you hear when zebadee bounced into your kitchen ?
Just a little wobble at high speed
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