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Jackyan
In: Cheshire
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How did that new flapjack recipe turn out?
Calm and peaceful
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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LOL at GBNP describing her own house: - Oh daahling have you had the flock wallpaper and chandelier put in the Water Closet?
How was your holiday this year ?
All sixes and sevens !!
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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What were the cards like
Woohoooo now that is what I call strong
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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Do you want to see me punch a hole in a rice pudding ?
it was all green and crinkly !!
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Cloud_God
In: Swindon and Lond
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I didn't know the hulk wore a suit. guess what it looked like when he took it off?
no wonder it smelt like that
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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you left that cheese and gherkin sandwich in your bag how long?
honest, it really was a pickle
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teenybash
In: Thetford
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The witness said the crime involved a gherkin. Are you sure you saw differently?
No way, it really was flying
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teenybash
In: Thetford
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Was that ostrich not just really running fast?
no harm done
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Lindsay
In: Leeds
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Ooooh a catapult! Eek! Sorry, hope that's not broken a window..
**walks away trying to look nonchalant**
Yummy, currants ... Errm they sure dont taste like em though
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Cloud_God
In: Swindon and Lond
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Who left the kitchen door open, the goats been in again.
I thought I could smell something iffy.
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Lindsay
In: Leeds
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Do you like my new perfume?
it was purple n blue and he said he got it cheap!
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Cloud_God
In: Swindon and Lond
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you call that a bike?
now that's what I call a bike
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jilly065
In: Preston
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Lindsay
In: Leeds
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Ive been to the sales and found a bargain... Whaddya think of my new zimmer frame?
Cor blimey, that's reet tiny
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Jackyan
In: Cheshire
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I thought we agreed to climb a small hill not a large mountain?
Now or sooner
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jilly065
In: Preston
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Cloud_God
In: Swindon and Lond
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wartime musical about some blokes called moe. how many?
Loius jordan
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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WHo is one of the best saxiphonists ever?
Well just give it a good blow then
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Cloud_God
In: Swindon and Lond
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I don't know what to do about my phallic statue, it's all covered in dust?
I was only cleaning it and it went off.
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jilly065
In: Preston
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Who detonated the rocket?
I didn't realise it was 7 inches long
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