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So who ate all the tangerines

Ooooh its a bit choppy

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rowanblossom @ 25/05/2014 11:55  

Oh dear where is that rubber duck ?

I think the sir is all out now.

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Jackyan @ 25/05/2014 17:39  

I thought you were letting it down




If you'd have let me

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Cloud_God @ 26/05/2014 09:11  

Did you really want to dance till dawn?

But my bum looks big in it !

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Jackyan @ 26/05/2014 19:16  

try this bikini on




not if you paid me

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Cloud_God @ 26/05/2014 20:12  

Would you streak down Princes Street?

I'm sure it squealed when you poked it.

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teenybash @ 27/05/2014 04:52  

how fresh was the roadkill?




I could have sworn I put it right there

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rowanblossom @ 27/05/2014 07:18  

Anyone seen my tiara?

'tis true, it was blue and dancing ..

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Lindsay @ 27/05/2014 08:04  

Did you hear there was a smurf wearing a kilt in the high street?




There really was a jolly green giant, honestly




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teenybash @ 27/05/2014 11:17  



Every time I open a tin of sweet corn, there's never a giant in there. I don't think their telling us the truth?

Put your y-fronts over your trousers.

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Ragnar @ 27/05/2014 18:45  

Jor El, I need to jazz my costume up a little


Its no good asking me, I am not from round here

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Cloud_God @ 27/05/2014 22:58  



Don't you know who I am ???

You would need Dr Who's tardis for that !!


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VFR800AJ @ 28/05/2014 13:52  

How am I going to get all this stuff to KISS?

It fitted last time.

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davidneale @ 28/05/2014 14:21  



Your not putting that budgie smuggler on again ????????????



a bathfull of strawberry yogurt !!

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VFR800AJ @ 28/05/2014 18:29  

What have you got to get to kiss?




a flat tyre


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Cloud_God @ 28/05/2014 20:04  

why didn't you go to the fair last night?






gadzooks I was fair astounded by the improvements

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rowanblossom @ 31/05/2014 07:50  



Have you visited Warwick castle since medieval times ????????

Five times larger than usual.

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VFR800AJ @ 02/06/2014 02:00  

Kerrist after that viageo stuff


Not Usually that excited

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Cloud_God @ 03/06/2014 00:39  

Did you see poohs reaction to getting a jar of honey?

It's better if you hold your nose while doing it

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teenybash @ 03/06/2014 04:12  

Any apple bobbing in custard techniques

Fresh donuts racing

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rowanblossom @ 03/06/2014 21:07  

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