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Lindsay
In: Leeds
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Now where did i shove that shopping trolley?
Blue n lacy, last seen floating down the main street
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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Barbara cartland visited the village?
Oompa loompa danced riotously
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
Posts: 5668
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What happened at the disco in Willy wonkas factory ?
Thunderbird 1 appeared over the horizon.
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Jackyan
In: Cheshire
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What was the response to your 999 call?
White socks should do it
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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what you teaming your sandals with?
well you said it that way
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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@jackyann
What way did I said it ???
It was eleven green bottles !!!
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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how much did you drink last night?
on a school night as well
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Cloud_God
In: Swindon and Lond
Posts: 731
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Lets watch the late night movie
whats the worst that could happen?
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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You really want to ride naked and blindfolded down the motorway?
Tight spaces hold no fear
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Cloud_God
In: Swindon and Lond
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Whaddya mean you'll get a bus through there
I have an abundance of confidence
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Jackyan
In: Cheshire
Posts: 2751
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How are you feeling about your tight rope walk ?
Ah no not again
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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Did you put your pants on backwards?
It was definitely on washing line
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Ragnar
In: London
Posts: 38772
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Where's my large cod and chips?
That ship has sailed
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Cloud_God
In: Swindon and Lond
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Didn't she used to fancy you at school
Did you ever erm.. you know what I mean.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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You heard about my party trick didn't you
By Jove, the diddy men were dancing madly
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teenybash
In: Thetford
Posts: 1306
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Did you see the effect that new stick had on the gang?
It's a wonder they have any hairs left on their body
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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How did the experiment with the hot wax go?
Revolving doors do confuse everyone
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Jackyan
In: Cheshire
Posts: 2751
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Why are we back where we started?
Still practicing
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Cloud_God
In: Swindon and Lond
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You haven't broke another one have you ?
over 50 so far
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teenybash
In: Thetford
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