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VFR800AJ
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What would you say if I said I was really a girl called Andrea ?
It's all gone Pete tong.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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what happened to the music?
just could not believe you would
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Jackyan
In: Cheshire
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I just put the tent up ready !
The back of the shed
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davidneale
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Where was did your most intimate moment take place.
Hanging on the air dryer.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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How do you dry yourself out after a wet ride out
Bing bang bosh
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teenybash
In: Thetford
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Hear you've come up with a new phrase to describe sex?
Oh, I thought you meant left to right not back and forwards
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rowanblossom
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Why didn't the swing chair work?
Twister was an absolute killer
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Jackyan
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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How were the ruby red slippers
It just slid into place
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teenybash
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how easy was it to put up that flat pack from Ikea?
it's quite surprising how flexible the old girl really is
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rowanblossom
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How old was your Yoga instructor?
paint everywhere and not a wipe to be seen
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teenybash
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who let the dog in the living room?
it doesn't really hurt that much, I'm being such a brave girl
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davidneale
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You didn't have to hit him with a frying pan!
I thought it best to get up early.
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teenybash
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the sale at harrods doesn't start for another 12 hours.
Holy mackerel, help ma bob
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teenybash
In: Thetford
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Sorry, thought this was for ladies only,am I in the wrong changing room?
well he did say it stunk a fair bit
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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You had smoked mackeral on your buggies
Hidden in the hedgerow
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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Where was that copper with the speed gun ?
Dressed in flowery shorts.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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Hawaiian night down the pub
Shake and shimmy of the hips
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VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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What are your best qualities in government mr Cameron ?
Upside down in a canal
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