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What would you say if I said I was really a girl called Andrea ?

It's all gone Pete tong.

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VFR800AJ @ 07/05/2014 02:37  

what happened to the music?






just could not believe you would








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rowanblossom @ 07/05/2014 07:14  

I just put the tent up ready !

The back of the shed

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Jackyan @ 07/05/2014 13:30  

Where was did your most intimate moment take place.

Hanging on the air dryer.


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davidneale @ 07/05/2014 15:32  

How do you dry yourself out after a wet ride out

Bing bang bosh

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rowanblossom @ 07/05/2014 20:16  

Hear you've come up with a new phrase to describe sex?

Oh, I thought you meant left to right not back and forwards

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teenybash @ 08/05/2014 06:59  

Why didn't the swing chair work?




Twister was an absolute killer

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rowanblossom @ 08/05/2014 07:23  

Your back bad again?

Over the rainbow and back

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Jackyan @ 08/05/2014 17:21  

How were the ruby red slippers

It just slid into place

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rowanblossom @ 08/05/2014 20:55  

how easy was it to put up that flat pack from Ikea?


it's quite surprising how flexible the old girl really is

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teenybash @ 10/05/2014 04:46  

How old was your Yoga instructor?








paint everywhere and not a wipe to be seen

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rowanblossom @ 11/05/2014 09:13  

who let the dog in the living room?


it doesn't really hurt that much, I'm being such a brave girl

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teenybash @ 13/05/2014 21:26  

You didn't have to hit him with a frying pan!




I thought it best to get up early.

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davidneale @ 13/05/2014 22:12  

the sale at harrods doesn't start for another 12 hours.




Holy mackerel, help ma bob

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teenybash @ 13/05/2014 22:56  

Jings Robin are you OK




Well nobody told me

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Deleted Member @ 13/05/2014 23:57  

Sorry, thought this was for ladies only,am I in the wrong changing room?




well he did say it stunk a fair bit

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teenybash @ 14/05/2014 14:29  

You had smoked mackeral on your buggies

Hidden in the hedgerow

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rowanblossom @ 14/05/2014 20:27  



Where was that copper with the speed gun ?

Dressed in flowery shorts.

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VFR800AJ @ 15/05/2014 04:03  

Hawaiian night down the pub

Shake and shimmy of the hips

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rowanblossom @ 15/05/2014 22:34  



What are your best qualities in government mr Cameron ?

Upside down in a canal

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VFR800AJ @ 16/05/2014 01:24  

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