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What are your requirements for your new settee sir?

I love the way it is climbing up that tree

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Jackyan @ 29/04/2014 18:42  

I had that sandwich in my pocket for 3 weeks.

I would probably stop every 2 hours.

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davidneale @ 29/04/2014 21:09  

if given the change to be a porn star for the day, how do you think you could cope with the work load?




it worked it's magic on the whole room

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teenybash @ 30/04/2014 10:37  

New kitten

Its time for a snip

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rowanblossom @ 01/05/2014 21:12  

Doctor, did you ssy it's time for snack.

someones got to do it.

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davidneale @ 01/05/2014 22:51  

You offering to clean my bike

Wozer, look right there at that

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rowanblossom @ 04/05/2014 17:39  

What's that look about?

A knotted handkerchief .

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Jackyan @ 04/05/2014 20:30  

You got your summer beach outfit?






oooh socks with sandals

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rowanblossom @ 05/05/2014 08:56  

What would you ban if you were the fashion police?

I'm having a turquoise phase

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Jackyan @ 05/05/2014 12:50  

Feeling blue?

Daisy chains link everything

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rowanblossom @ 05/05/2014 18:12  

What do you lock your bike with? It smells good under the sheets.

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Ragnar @ 05/05/2014 19:22  

Have you tried fabreese?

Hearts and daggers

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rowanblossom @ 05/05/2014 19:43  

what's the design of your latest tattoo? it went a bit soggy in the middle

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teenybash @ 05/05/2014 21:05  

Did you follow Mary berry' recipe exactly?

A bit swish that is

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rowanblossom @ 05/05/2014 22:30  



Do you have a phrase that I have no idea what it means ?

My rhubarbs doing well this year

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VFR800AJ @ 06/05/2014 01:20  

did the ointment work?






Just slap it on will you

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rowanblossom @ 06/05/2014 07:14  

what do you want me to do with this engine oil?




Never mind it's only money

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teenybash @ 06/05/2014 09:41  

I don't want to spend a penny? Just like that.

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Ragnar @ 06/05/2014 14:49  

What's your best impression?

A retreat to the country

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rowanblossom @ 06/05/2014 22:56  

if you won the lottery what would be the first thing you bought?


omg, no way, really

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teenybash @ 06/05/2014 23:39  

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