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davidneale
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Can you recommend a good hair trimmer?
Walking on water.
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Lindsay
In: Leeds
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what you doing with those huge things on ya feet?
I only meant to prod it ...
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teenybash
In: Thetford
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Who's upset the cat?
well, sometimes you just have to lie back and enjoy it
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rowanblossom
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I just thought i would roll around in baked beans on my carpet...
they are sprouting
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rowanblossom
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Ive been experimenting with this new hair glue ... what do you think??
ging gang gooley
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teenybash
In: Thetford
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Now how does that song go again?
Well it wasn't that colour when I left it
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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Hair dye left on too long?
Blimey, really....no it can't be
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teenybash
In: Thetford
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Is that really Santa Claus in a Mankini?
Well, I did say it wouldn't fit
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Ragnar
In: London
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Does my bum look big in this?
One bourbon, one scotch and one beer
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Jackyan
In: Cheshire
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What caused that headache?
No up a bit on the left
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Ragnar
In: London
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So, how am I going to hit the dartboard with a blindfold on?
Any good policeman will do.
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davidneale
In: London
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What are you gping to put in the stew?
Three should do it.
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teenybash
In: Thetford
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How many points will it take for you to streak down the high Street?
It depends on which angle you look at it from
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Ragnar
In: London
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Will it look the same if I stand on my head?
Honey in her hips.
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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How can she be so flexible.
Yogic positions are easy
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Ragnar
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teenybash
In: Thetford
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What is this new design for a house that's trying to get passed council planning?
oh the purple one is definitely the prettiest
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davidneale
In: London
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Do you like my new bike boots?
It has to be leather.
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