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Ragnar
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What's your new bile like?
It was metal when the hair spray went off.
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Jackyan
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How did your hair get to look like that?
Set my heart racing
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rowanblossom
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Did you enjoy the bungee jump
Coppers are on their way
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teenybash
In: Thetford
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What would you say if you saw a man thrashing towards you?
Just roll it round your tongue before you split it out
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teenybash
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Any advice on tasting this new wine?
Its okay it's suppose to be yellow and lumpy like that.
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Jackyan
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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How do you like the new loo roll?
Paste it on a bit thicker, it will work better for sure
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Lindsay
In: Leeds
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Can you see my zits now ive used the new concealer?
In a tall glass with a long handled spoon
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teenybash
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What's the best way to serve a knickerbocker glory?
Strewth that's a beauty
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Lindsay
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Have you seen his black eye?
and then it took off at speed..
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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What happened when JP saw ZZR Babe heading his way?
serious shaky shaky boom di di boom going on there
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Lindsay
In: Leeds
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A new freestyle cleaning routine Jo?
Yes please, i would love that.
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Jackyan
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rowanblossom
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teenybash
In: Thetford
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Is Saturday the last posting day for Christmas?
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Be the drnker on a night out or volunteer to be the driver?
rowanblossom
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teenybash
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I edited it , it was there then it wasn't.
it was squishy and wet
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Lindsay
In: Leeds
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Did you throw the pumpkin away?
but it just came off in my hand
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teenybash
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All damages must be paid for , what use is an elephant with his trunk missing?
well it wasn't me!
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rowanblossom
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who put their fingers into the icing?
Hovering helicopters...duck
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