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What's your new bile like? It was metal when the hair spray went off.

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Ragnar @ 15/03/2014 14:39  

How did your hair get to look like that?

Set my heart racing

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Jackyan @ 15/03/2014 21:23  

Did you enjoy the bungee jump

Coppers are on their way

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rowanblossom @ 15/03/2014 21:27  

What would you say if you saw a man thrashing towards you?

Just roll it round your tongue before you split it out

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teenybash @ 17/03/2014 07:10  

Any advice on tasting this new wine?

Its okay it's suppose to be yellow and lumpy like that.

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teenybash @ 23/03/2014 08:07  

Did you make that custard! ?

Soft and gentle

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Jackyan @ 23/03/2014 20:16  

How do you like the new loo roll?

Paste it on a bit thicker, it will work better for sure

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rowanblossom @ 23/03/2014 22:59  

Can you see my zits now ive used the new concealer?

In a tall glass with a long handled spoon

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Lindsay @ 24/03/2014 07:34  

What's the best way to serve a knickerbocker glory?




Strewth that's a beauty

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teenybash @ 24/03/2014 07:58  

Have you seen his black eye?

and then it took off at speed..

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Lindsay @ 24/03/2014 10:25  



What happened when JP saw ZZR Babe heading his way?




serious shaky shaky boom di di boom going on there

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rowanblossom @ 24/03/2014 13:25  

A new freestyle cleaning routine Jo?

Yes please, i would love that.

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Lindsay @ 24/03/2014 14:09  

You hey to mop the floor then?

O I hope not

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Jackyan @ 24/03/2014 20:45  

You becoming a nun

Oh nuts, it cant be

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rowanblossom @ 24/03/2014 21:31  

Is Saturday the last posting day for Christmas?

<br Be the drnker on a night out or volunteer to be the driver?

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teenybash @ 26/03/2014 04:22  



Teeny....need the second part hon

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rowanblossom @ 26/03/2014 13:28  

I edited it , it was there then it wasn't.


it was squishy and wet

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teenybash @ 26/03/2014 18:44  

Did you throw the pumpkin away?




but it just came off in my hand

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Lindsay @ 26/03/2014 19:03  

All damages must be paid for , what use is an elephant with his trunk missing?




well it wasn't me!

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teenybash @ 27/03/2014 08:41  



who put their fingers into the icing?




Hovering helicopters...duck

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rowanblossom @ 27/03/2014 13:57  

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