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What did you do when you lost all your clothes?




Well what ever next!

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davidneale @ 12/08/2013 10:30  


you caught Jinx running around in the nude?
chasing grapes round a plate

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rowanblossom @ 12/08/2013 13:59  

is that your next starring role ? Not recovered from xmas..

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Deleted Member @ 12/08/2013 14:54  

How much brandy was in that Christmas pudding?




I put brandy butter on it.

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davidneale @ 12/08/2013 16:41  

What do you like on your jacket spud? Porridge three times a day.

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Ragnar @ 12/08/2013 18:33  

Hoping to fit into a kilt ? Smoked haggis with chips..

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Deleted Member @ 12/08/2013 19:11  

holiday fare perhaps...?


north of the border...

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jinx57 @ 12/08/2013 22:58  

Where the bagpipes are made ? I was so looking forward to it too..

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Deleted Member @ 13/08/2013 08:54  

Well, was you disappointed when that Scotsman let you peep under his kilt . . .?




It must have shrunk with the cold . .!

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Deleted Member @ 13/08/2013 12:35  

was the sausage smaller than you thought in his own mind he was the King

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rowanblossom @ 13/08/2013 12:43  

But of what though ? rubs hands gleefully

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Deleted Member @ 13/08/2013 12:46  


what was causing you so much static?
zzzzzzzzzz, the sound of what could be bees reached far and wide

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rowanblossom @ 13/08/2013 14:00  

Any honey for sale ? Sitting pretty well off now..

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Deleted Member @ 13/08/2013 15:07  

How you been since the bank robbery?




It was 99p

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davidneale @ 13/08/2013 18:06  

Not from the pound shop then i take it ? They really were worth buying..

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Deleted Member @ 13/08/2013 18:24  

I wish i could get £20 notes for a fiver.




Hop, skip and jump.

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davidneale @ 13/08/2013 18:34  

School days coming back to you ? Candid camera were spying on them ..

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Deleted Member @ 13/08/2013 18:53  

cctv got lots to answer for??


360 degrees of vision...

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jinx57 @ 13/08/2013 23:15  

What benefits did you get from the neck operation?




I couldn't see the point.

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davidneale @ 14/08/2013 07:32  

snooker without glasses??


end of the queue ,please...

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jinx57 @ 14/08/2013 08:15  

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