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davidneale
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What did you do when you lost all your clothes?
Well what ever next!
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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you caught Jinx running around in the nude?
chasing grapes round a plate
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is that your next starring role ?
Not recovered from xmas..
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davidneale
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How much brandy was in that Christmas pudding?
I put brandy butter on it.
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Ragnar
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What do you like on your jacket spud?
Porridge three times a day.
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Hoping to fit into a kilt ?
Smoked haggis with chips..
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jinx57
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holiday fare perhaps...?
north of the border...
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Where the bagpipes are made ?
I was so looking forward to it too..
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Deleted Member
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Well, was you disappointed when that Scotsman let you peep under his kilt . . .?
It must have shrunk with the cold . .!
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rowanblossom
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was the sausage smaller than you thought
in his own mind he was the King
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rowanblossom
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what was causing you so much static?
zzzzzzzzzz, the sound of what could be bees reached far and wide
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Any honey for sale ?
Sitting pretty well off now..
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davidneale
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How you been since the bank robbery?
It was 99p
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Not from the pound shop then i take it ?
They really were worth buying..
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davidneale
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I wish i could get £20 notes for a fiver.
Hop, skip and jump.
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School days coming back to you ?
Candid camera were spying on them ..
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jinx57
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cctv got lots to answer for??
360 degrees of vision...
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davidneale
In: London
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What benefits did you get from the neck operation?
I couldn't see the point.
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jinx57
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snooker without glasses??
end of the queue ,please...
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