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jinx57
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Smiling nowadays, won the lottery ?... x
It was wonderful...
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From Whisky in the Jar...
he was counting down to xmas..
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davidneale
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If Santa comes but once a year, why was he laughing?
It's easy, just hit it with a big hammer!
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What happened after two lemons made love . . .?
put a lock on it!
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davidneale
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How did you improve your chastity belt?
two and two makes three.
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rowanblossom
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failed the maths test again did you?
tightened belts
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To help with weight lifting ?
He really was putting on the smile...
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Whilst she was puttin' on her stockings . . .
The cat crept in . . .
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To make a threesome up ?
It really was a bone shaker..
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rowanblossom
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hows the old washing machine doing?
spin it faster
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jinx57
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rowanblossom
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had your chocolate fix?
Seeing colours before my eyes
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Are you at the end of the rainbow ?
Decisions decisions...
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rowanblossom
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Was it a plane, was it a bird, no its superblossom....
They drive you mad all the time
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rowanblossom
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Lol Jen
Are the midges out
Whoosh and there you go
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Got to the toilet in time ?
Taking too much time
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