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Too late, the hammer went down.. It was pickled so strongly..

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Deleted Member @ 03/07/2013 15:55

rowanblossom
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I thought you said it was a gerkin

All mushy and khaki

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rowanblossom @ 03/07/2013 20:39

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Sleeping in the woods again ? ive been munching on them for ages and ages..

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Deleted Member @ 03/07/2013 20:49

Ragnar
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What have you been doing with the rubber bands? Police Station.

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Ragnar @ 03/07/2013 21:18

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Is that where you have been all night ? It was rubbed with silk and creamy organza..

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Deleted Member @ 03/07/2013 22:36

justjerry
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How did you get rid of the gingerness?

Can't believe they thought that of me!!!!

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justjerry @ 03/07/2013 23:20

rowanblossom
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did you see the photofit on crime watch last night?

screaming along quietly

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rowanblossom @ 04/07/2013 07:23

jinx57
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well silenced two-stroke?

let them howl!!!

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jinx57 @ 04/07/2013 10:47

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Have you been to see the new Wolverine film ? The hair was very short and so rough..

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Deleted Member @ 04/07/2013 15:29

rowanblossom
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How did the waxing go

Ripped off fast

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rowanblossom @ 04/07/2013 21:13

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Did the cops get close to you ? It was stinging for a while earlier

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Deleted Member @ 04/07/2013 21:23

rowanblossom
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how was then nettle facepack?

its got to be nice and thick

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rowanblossom @ 08/07/2013 07:31

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Cooking hot dogs ? the toast was very soggy yet again..

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Deleted Member @ 08/07/2013 12:00

rowanblossom
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how was the camping?

it kept going down

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rowanblossom @ 09/07/2013 07:25

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Is your boiler on the blink ?
I sent it back cos it was too small..

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Deleted Member @ 09/07/2013 13:02

rowanblossom
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unhappy with the size? supersized as well.

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rowanblossom @ 09/07/2013 13:42

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Nice piece of Mums home baking ? The hammer fell ..

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Deleted Member @ 09/07/2013 13:53

rowanblossom
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how did you get the lump on your head? gazing longingly out the window

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rowanblossom @ 10/07/2013 12:42

davidneale
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how can I find my hammer? I dropped it off the roof.

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davidneale @ 10/07/2013 13:15

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Testing it to see if it bounced ?
Pretzels for birds ?

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Deleted Member @ 10/07/2013 13:34

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