Watching the TV in our hotel room & seeing an advert for a 'wuit smoking' drug.
They stated every single side effect that you could have with this drug, from feeling sick, being tired, dizzy spells... to ... having mood swings, being agressive & suicidal tendencies !!!!!
If its that bad how the heck do they get to put an ad for it on the TV????
A friend whose boiler broke and had just returned from a shower to inform me he was waiting for his testicles to drop back down from the back of his throat... well I thought it was funny...!
vfrpaul"Sensing my inevitable victory all your fans (that’s both of them BJ) head towards the exit as the officials start to put blue and white ribbons......."
you are very much mistaken on all counts..........on the contrary......the royal box is full to capacity and 'we' applaud BJ as she makes her way back to the court having had time out with the ballboys after the umpire called for new balls .........it would seem her last ace return rendered you unconcious and explains why you failed to see the red ribbons along with the blue and white, not only at the exits but indeed all around the court
Technically this all started at 18:00 yesterday but most of my laughs happened after midnight. With the exception of the really ill people we treated mostly the elderly, It was all the revelers who managed to injure themselves while seeing in the new year. We had a lot of young people gibbering like idiots and freaking out after taking substance X, A fair number of assaults (both parties guilty) and women in silly shoes cutting open their feet on broken bottles. we took one female student into hospital after standing barefoot on a broken glass. about ten of her mates wanted to come to hospital in the ambulance. We took two friends and one had to ride in the cab with me (boy was she cute). she asked how far it was to the hospital. We went 200 yards down the road and turned the corner. She never knew that one of the biggest hospitals in the area was behind her house. and these people are going to run the country in the future. But the biggest laugh we had was the banter between the crews as we shared jokes out on the road. One of the best new years i have had for a long time.
Clarrisa, you're supporting a lost cause....The dark one has finally well and truely met her match.I'm just waiting to claim my pint of abbott ale followed by yuk sung, roast duck with bamboo shoots and a bowl of mr whippy to finish off...2010 is going to start soooooo well
Bein woken up at 4AM new years day by my totally bolloxed brother, who was lost in a cauliflower field in cornwall & who i had 2 then help navigate back home through bogs, brambles, barbed wire, farmers dogs, a herd of cows & a car bonnet before he was tucked up in bed & i had 2 get up 4 work. But it makes me laff every time i think of it
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