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Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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When the hearse driver said to us as we were going into the house, after mum's funeral, 'see you later' I replied 'much later I hope'

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Sandi @ 09/12/2010 10:28

Brummie Jackie
In: Hobbit HQ
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At least he didnt ask you for your number Kwak lol

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Brummie Jackie @ 09/12/2010 14:04

VFRbabe
In: Skye
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Kids at school were practicing their 'Scottish' nativity play. One of the kids who was playing a wise man was bringing a dram to wet the babys head as a gift. On closer inspection, he was trying to pour the water on the dolls head!!!!Had to quickly explain what 'wetting the babys head' actually meant! Lol!

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VFRbabe @ 09/12/2010 21:35

bandit lover
In: Birmingham
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" I have never met a woman with hairy ears, and I have been to St Helens" classic

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bandit lover @ 10/12/2010 21:51

Deleted Member
In: NA
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Duno i will tell you when it does, but i think it will be daft.

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Deleted Member @ 11/12/2010 03:12

bandit lover
In: Birmingham
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A document that I designed had to be turned into a protected format so that the guys who use is can't alter it. I sent it to the the person who was going to protect it and it really freaked her out when she tried to save it. The document is entitled ' A Celebration of Life', basically its an end of life document to be used for ppl with learning difficulties. Everytime she tried to save the document, the title changed to, 'I told you I was ill'....

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bandit lover @ 13/12/2010 22:15

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Seeing a car with fake reindeer antlers attached to the passenger windows one antler each side.

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Sandi @ 20/12/2010 17:14

bandit lover
In: Birmingham
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Hearing on the news just now that there are 100's of postmen that are worried that they are not going to be able to empty their sacks before Xmas.

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bandit lover @ 21/12/2010 07:37

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In: NA
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i have that problem.......but thats another story lmao....i just saw that on the news too !!!!

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Deleted Member @ 21/12/2010 07:42

ianrobbo
In: Wakefield
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It was the happiest day of my life, Arrived at church, Wife waiting at the alter, Walked up the isle, kissed her on the cheek Smiled, Closed the lid!!

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ianrobbo @ 21/12/2010 17:23

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In: Birmingham
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All of the people who responded to my text request asking for a push cus I was stuck in the snow.......You know who you are

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bandit lover @ 22/12/2010 18:23

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Was that the empty message I got? lol

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Deleted Member @ 22/12/2010 18:48

Alice2
In: York
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....all by meself in the carpark, after phoning Trish to ask her where she was so I could come help her push her car :>>>>>>>>>>

(I believe we have a certain Hobbit lady to thank for initiating this !!??)

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Alice2 @ 22/12/2010 20:37

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In: Birmingham
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Alice, i even had a call from Edinburgh....lol No RC, I just like sending you empty text messages cus I am special xxxx

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bandit lover @ 22/12/2010 20:44

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In: Birmingham
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Also Alice, I never thought you knew such swear words like that

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bandit lover @ 22/12/2010 20:46

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