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stickier than a CIA plan??


secrets revealed....

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jinx57 @ 29/05/2013 11:16  

what have you been reading in Hello magazine rather green and pleasant if not a bit damp round the edges

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rowanblossom @ 29/05/2013 13:48  

Have you been squeezing the Spinach out ? It didnt sting as much this morning ..

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Deleted Member @ 29/05/2013 15:11  

stopped scratching the scabs now??


put me off me cornflakes now....

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jinx57 @ 30/05/2013 10:59  

has the milk curdled ? too many seeds in the bread...

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Deleted Member @ 30/05/2013 12:03  

bullet-laden farts?


plain white sliced,maybe...

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jinx57 @ 30/05/2013 12:17  

White bread will bung you up... Baby birds flapping their wings to be fed..

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Deleted Member @ 30/05/2013 12:21  

my children on payday??


let the buggers starve...

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jinx57 @ 31/05/2013 11:10  

Name of your new book? She was the star of the ballroom..

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Deleted Member @ 31/05/2013 11:28  

not just a disco 'ball'??...lol


spin another one..

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jinx57 @ 31/05/2013 11:33  

are you running a roulette house ? a large diesel spill mixed with soap..

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Deleted Member @ 31/05/2013 11:43  

skating on thin ice??


many a slip twixt cup and mouth....

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jinx57 @ 31/05/2013 11:46  

JD kicking in the tummy ? What was said was spot on ...

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Deleted Member @ 31/05/2013 11:58  

pimple as a quote??


lumps and bumps all over...

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jinx57 @ 01/06/2013 09:09  

arent you too young for cellulite? scrubbing it clean

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rowanblossom @ 03/06/2013 06:46  

What are you doing to your nose? I thought it looked easy.

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davidneale @ 03/06/2013 07:34  

Is cake making not your thing ? Ooodles of noodles really didn't go down too well..

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Deleted Member @ 03/06/2013 11:46  


too much to eat at lunch time?
by jove and flaming nora

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rowanblossom @ 03/06/2013 13:03  

What did the vicar say when you told him to F off at the christening? In my dreams.

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davidneale @ 03/06/2013 13:15  

A new bike and leathers ? He was putting on the style..

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