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jinx57
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stickier than a CIA plan??
secrets revealed....
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rowanblossom
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what have you been reading in Hello magazine
rather green and pleasant if not a bit damp round the edges
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Have you been squeezing the Spinach out ?
It didnt sting as much this morning ..
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jinx57
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stopped scratching the scabs now??
put me off me cornflakes now....
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has the milk curdled ?
too many seeds in the bread...
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jinx57
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bullet-laden farts?
plain white sliced,maybe...
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White bread will bung you up...
Baby birds flapping their wings to be fed..
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jinx57
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my children on payday??
let the buggers starve...
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Name of your new book?
She was the star of the ballroom..
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jinx57
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not just a disco 'ball'??...lol
spin another one..
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are you running a roulette house ?
a large diesel spill mixed with soap..
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jinx57
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skating on thin ice??
many a slip twixt cup and mouth....
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JD kicking in the tummy ?
What was said was spot on ...
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jinx57
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pimple as a quote??
lumps and bumps all over...
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rowanblossom
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arent you too young for cellulite?
scrubbing it clean
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davidneale
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What are you doing to your nose?
I thought it looked easy.
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Is cake making not your thing ?
Ooodles of noodles really didn't go down too well..
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rowanblossom
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too much to eat at lunch time?
by jove and flaming nora
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davidneale
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What did the vicar say when you told him to F off at the christening?
In my dreams.
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A new bike and leathers ?
He was putting on the style..
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