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Nowadays its normal to skip a meal ..
The porridge was full of salt..
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Did the hotel leave yours out again ?
Plums finally softened..
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Ragnar
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If you kick them hard enough, you know what happens?
I didn't touch it but it went bang.
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Been blowing too hard again ?
A cocktail was thrown at him ,,
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Ragnar
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Who just chucked a drink over me?
Out on a island.
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jinx57
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rum punch anyone??
jamaica......................
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rowanblossom
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where was the party?
sailing nicely along in choppy waters
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Water ski's on your bike ?
Tattoo shop was taken over by Harrods'
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davidneale
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That was an expensive tattoo!
My body is a temple
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Been watching documentaries about Monks ?
Must try to evade her next time
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rowanblossom
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did the Matron catch you?
you just had to, didn't you
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has she rode your bike without permission ?
Oh its throbbing like hell..
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Ragnar
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Jen, what happens to you when I walk into the room?
I thought it was a good idea at the time.
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you know me well Chris pmsl..xx
To not buy her dinner and chocs ?
More ups and downs on a daily basis..
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Ragnar
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How's your new job at the see saw factory going?
It went boom tittie boom tittie boom.
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davidneale
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How is the Tiger this morning?
Plenty of room there.
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Ragnar
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What's it like camping in the middle of nowhere?
It only hurts when I do that.
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Standing on your head to polish your bike ?
The pastry crumbled too much...
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Ragnar
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Are you sure you're making the soup right?
Turn at 25th
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