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Do you prefer the views on that side ?
Robin redbreast singing merrily
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rowanblossom
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Beautiful sounds from the garden
Too many pancakes
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On ash wednesday ?
all the stairs upto the Eiffel Tower
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you didnt do a step class while on holls in paris did you?
snow white and the seven dwarves
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Did you find them in Sherwood forest ?
Playing with a fried mars bar
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what is yoru local donner kebab house known for ?
quarter pounder
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I won't ask.
What was you favourite pastime as a kid?
It only fell off
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From the back of a lorry ?
The adverts told a few lies
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jinx57
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so i see.........just yours inacurrate?...(hehe)x
a new watch maybe...
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davidneale
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What are you going to do at the end of your watch?
It was calibrated last week.
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rowanblossom
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How's the new hip doing
Teddy bears on the rampage
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Have you stolen their marmalade again ?
Too sweet and sickly
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rowanblossom
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Not a good chatup line then
Italian plum tomatoes
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Instead of Salad cream
The odds were against me
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Have you threatened to roll it ?
Singing in the snow
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davidneale
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Whats that tobacco you are smoking?
No funny stuff.
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davidneale
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How come your back wheel overtook your front one?
I said Bow Locks!
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Did they mistake it for a nawty word ?
It melted on impact
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