*sigh*
Well, a lesser man than I would have made some glib remark about TM riding on some stud's huge mauve thingy but I am above that kind of thing.....
Working hard to overtake a long queue of traffic on an A road and then being splatted in the visor by what can only have been a pterodactyl, judging by the amount of yellow gooey stuff it left behind.
Spent the next twenty miles cross-eyed trying to identify the various internal organs....
Reminds me of the time I was overtaking a long queue...
Just one more car left...then the back window came down and a little girl's head popped out.
"wots she doing?" i thought.
She was being sick,thats wot...I wos covered!