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Marmite?

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Deleted Member @ 15/08/2012 12:30  

So might dad! Is this the way to carry on?

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davidneale @ 15/08/2012 12:53  

No you should have gone left at the crossroads!

Don't you ever listen?

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mad munky @ 15/08/2012 15:44  

what? can a woodchuck chuck...

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jinx57 @ 15/08/2012 16:27  

Nope, but I can turn a woodchuck

Hows the stutter?

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mad munky @ 15/08/2012 17:45  

It has been better since the electric shock trtrrrrrrttttreatment. What advantage does a trike have over a solo bike?

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davidneale @ 15/08/2012 18:33  

Can carry more than one person sometimes... Who let the dogs out..

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Deleted Member @ 15/08/2012 18:47  

Me why?

who put the cat out? I left it to burn!

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mad munky @ 15/08/2012 19:20  


I did,I made it better with some cream,
Why did that chicken really cross the road ?

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Deleted Member @ 15/08/2012 19:55  

Firework up its arse!

Is that the answer you wanted?

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mad munky @ 15/08/2012 19:56  

So so, but im satisfied with that... If brides are beautiful, where do ugly wives come from ?

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Deleted Member @ 15/08/2012 20:00  


Too many years with the husband!
How do you get an Elephant in a fridge?

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OMNF @ 15/08/2012 20:40  

Cook it first.. Who wants to play in my garden ?

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Deleted Member @ 15/08/2012 20:48  

Take the cheese out

My wife wasn't ugly, and thats something positive I can say about her!

Now say something nice about your partner/ex

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mad munky @ 15/08/2012 20:49  

not going there ,so back to jen... do i have to take off me wellies? many hands make light work

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jinx57 @ 15/08/2012 21:05  

No Darlin, just bikey boots thats all... Why is my bath so bubbly tonight ?

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Deleted Member @ 15/08/2012 21:18  

lmho. could it be the same reason as mine. do you have beans for tea

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Deleted Member @ 15/08/2012 22:59  

Yuk... not keen on beans im afraid, a bit nawty lol... Will we sleep ok tonight, its so close and heavy..

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Deleted Member @ 15/08/2012 23:02  

cheese r toast not beans


who was your best friend when you were a child ?

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Deleted Member @ 15/08/2012 23:04  

my teddy bear,told him all my troubles. who can replace him now?

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jinx57 @ 16/08/2012 04:32  

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