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davidneale
In: London
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No. The only hunting I do is for spare parts for my old beemer. Is motor/bike racing a sport?

davidneale @ 14/08/2012 00:00

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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yes simply by definition, a competition between individuals or teams

what was your first job ?

Deleted Member @ 14/08/2012 00:37

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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messenger boy at ici - and it was the best job ive had and i would'nt hunt animals to kill them and motor bike racing is a sport they have synchronised swimming in the olympics, can't think why. why dont they have motorbike racing

Deleted Member @ 14/08/2012 00:50

purplepeopleeater
In: Lincolnshire
Posts: 459
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or even synchronised motorbike riding what was your worst job?

purplepeopleeater @ 14/08/2012 01:09

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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concrete yard at quedgeley in the seventies.....physical hard graft ,but a job better than the dole. why can't i remember the way to places i've visited so many times?

jinx57 @ 14/08/2012 15:24

mad munky
In: Hull
Posts: 6549
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Age or you know too many places?

Just enjoy the ride.

Tried a satnag?

mad munky @ 14/08/2012 16:21

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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she's too patient to nag! how can i shift this stain?

jinx57 @ 14/08/2012 17:03

mad munky
In: Hull
Posts: 6549
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Scissors? Always works for me

(actually the wonderful Spike Milligan used the idea in his Q8 series)

What stain?

(shit I actually asked)

mad munky @ 14/08/2012 17:19

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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pearly whites gone dingy ?

re evaluate

Deleted Member @ 14/08/2012 20:36

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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reassess what makes good manure?

jinx57 @ 14/08/2012 20:38

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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horses ?

do you prefer sunrise or sunset ?

Deleted Member @ 14/08/2012 21:25

mad munky
In: Hull
Posts: 6549
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sunset the pubs open

Clear sky or a few choice clouds?

mad munky @ 14/08/2012 21:40

OMNF
In: Worksop
Posts: 209
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Few choice clouds. Me and my god-daughter lay in the garden and decide what shape they are. Rich tea or digestive?

OMNF @ 14/08/2012 21:47

mad munky
In: Hull
Posts: 6549
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Rich Tea

Malted Milk or Shortbread if we talking bisqits

mad munky @ 14/08/2012 21:49

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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oohhh choices

shortbread

brown bread or white ?

Deleted Member @ 14/08/2012 22:56

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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brown - wholemeal aldi's or lidl's cornflakes or rice crispies

Deleted Member @ 14/08/2012 23:46

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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cornflakes mmmm ice cold milk

tea or coffee

Deleted Member @ 14/08/2012 23:59

davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
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coffee What do you think of the current economic climate?

davidneale @ 15/08/2012 03:45

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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shite,but wehave the ability to put it right why does toast always leave crumbs?

jinx57 @ 15/08/2012 05:16

mad munky
In: Hull
Posts: 6549
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Because it designed to leave a mess so you get into trouble

Salad Cream or Mayo?

mad munky @ 15/08/2012 07:35

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