goin outside at a wedding yesterday where all the smoker's were and saying without thinking ''ah smoker's aye dying breed these day's'' then as they stared stonefaced at me''no i meant there aint many of yu left these days''
funny enough have photographed a funeral![smile everyone!] once was askedto to photograph a still born baby at the undertakers havent really lost that memory!!sometimes wish i hadnt done it!
I had to pick some disco equipment up on friday night after a wedding reception. I usually get there about twenty minutes before the finish. I stood behind the D.J. and commented that the bride did not look too happy and that she had been dancing on her own since I arrived but kept looking at a guy over in the corner chatting to a woman. The D.J. told me that the guy was the groom and that the couple had had a flaming argument at the start of the reception and hadn't spoken since. When the last 'Smoochy' song was played, the groom came over and danced with his new bride so I 'Think' they 'Made up' but she still didn't look overly happy. Made me smile though.
'Start as you mean to go on'.
The strangest wedding I was around was some 20+ years ago in the first pub I worked in... the reception was held there... the family and friends all drifted off during the evening, leaving the bride, groom, best man and his girlfriend...
Strangely they started playing pool (personally, I can think of a few things I'd prefer to spend MY wedding night doing, but hey, it takes all sorts, right?)...
Somebody said something, the best man's girlfriend took umbrage and wrapped a pool cue around the groom, who decided to punch her, the best man jumped in to defend his girlfriend, the bride attacked the best man's girlfriend and they just all ended up fighting each other and anyone else who tried to intervene...
And this is the "made you smile" thread? LOL
A day off made me smile today........sitting in my pants watching family guy and eating wotsits! lol
Nooooo I did "constructive" stuff....honestly......
Nooooo I did "constructive" stuff....honestly......
You built a sort of wotsit club sandwich, using cheese strings to hold it together? That's sort of a construction... appropriate for a day off too
nice one saturday as it rained they had brollys one card pulled the bridesmaids top down with the hook end!!!she was to close to me for me to take a piccy! once when the bride leaned over to sign the register her boobs fell out!! vicars eyes popped to!again i was in the wrong place!! i have helped zip up a fair few bridesmaids and brides as sometimes asked to take gettin ready piccys[they jus think i'm a harmless old gent!!]
what made me smile?
My workmate Gazza singing to me
"it's all about you"
it's all about you eddie"
can't remember what boy band did it but i think you lot will.
Don't eddie... you are bringing back bad memories...
I am only just getting over them splitting up!!
*edit* they have only split from their record company!!
Joy of joys!!!
*does gay little pixie dance around the garden....*
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