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What made you smile today?

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this sound like it mite be a good idea to get howling drunk by 5pm BJ

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Deleted Member @ 15/05/2014 19:39  

Opened the curtains and its wall to wall sunshine yaaaaay...

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Deleted Member @ 16/05/2014 08:47  

Arriving at my 10am delivery to be told by the nice lady I'm a day late so we don't want it . My reply was very polite I pointed out it was obviously my fault as I'm a driver and male there for I have no defense, she lookedat me bust out laughing and asked if I would like a brew .

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JP @ 16/05/2014 09:39  

Nice one JP, do you have a suitably viable excuse for being late?


If not then absolution is yours: Just chant Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa, 5 times and you will be forgiven. Then just chuck her delivery on the pavement and drive off.


Only after you have finished you brew though.

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Deleted Member @ 16/05/2014 09:51  

My notes say I'm an hour early but what do I know . As for dumping it on the pavement it in a shipping container and is 23tonnes

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JP @ 16/05/2014 10:07  

I'm on a half day, and at noon I will zoom out of the office and the weekend starts! Spending the weekend on the bike, with a load of IAM folk, hooning around the Highlands

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Deleted Member @ 16/05/2014 10:17  

Have you no imagination? undo the container locks, go for a nice long run up and give it the beans, when the best possible speed is achieved, turn hard to either left or right,(your choice), and accelerate even harder. Momentum will do the rest! Job done, goods delivered and you are free to go back to your depot, safe in the knowledge that you have delivered the goods as per your remit! Simples.

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Deleted Member @ 16/05/2014 10:19  

But I have to take the empty container back I did think of opening the doors backing up and stopping sharply but could not be arsed to open the doors. So I just took it back and went home


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JP @ 16/05/2014 13:03  

Meeting a colleague /friend unexpectedly and knowing some people will always be friends . Attachments endure despite time and space.

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Jackyan @ 16/05/2014 16:54  

Overheard an argument between 2 kids at school about how to pronounce "chorizo", just made me chuckle.

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SlowGoose @ 16/05/2014 17:57  

Thought i had locked bike keys under the seat, searched hi and low even looked for the spare and when returned Jayne had them as I had'nt shut the seat , pheew I just laughted at myself lol..

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Deleted Member @ 16/05/2014 19:16  

nob!!

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SlowGoose @ 16/05/2014 19:54  



My bees have moved on yeahhh................. to above next doors bathroom. Ha ha well not my prob any more

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VFR800AJ @ 16/05/2014 21:36  

@RBs comment about naming bikes ....Kevin! I even said it in Roland Rat's voice... Omg ... Smile a mile wide, that is just brilliant!!

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Lindsay @ 16/05/2014 21:54  

Watching NW 200 bike racing on beeb player

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Deleted Member @ 17/05/2014 15:22  

Finally finding the ostrich pub and it was still open! Yay !

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Jackyan @ 17/05/2014 18:02  

The North Yorkshire ride today, met some great people , never stopped smiling...

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Deleted Member @ 17/05/2014 19:24  



shower and 50 pence a can from Morison( tenner for 20 pack 440s) so I got a few packs. anyhow this was thankful with some music after little run out this morning ..

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Deleted Member @ 17/05/2014 19:36  

Didn't stop smiling today ...the North Yorkshire ride out ....great being back on a bike ...big thank you to havfun and andy52wackers

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Deleted Member @ 17/05/2014 22:20  

OOw thanks Helen, was a great day out !! thoroughly enjoyed it....

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