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Whats a total disgrace when it comes to puddings?
rice pudding with curry powder
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Where did you find the recipe for that, Cornwall ?
The whole nine yards
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Ragnar
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How much of the string do you want?
He went to town on a moped.
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What did the drunken fool do after smashing up the pub?
It all came from the sky
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mad munky
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Where did you find those fish fingers
Butter both sides
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rowanblossom
In: Manchester
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what do you use to get a tan
jeremy clarkson's muffin top
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rowanblossom
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what do you use to get a tan
jeremy clarkson's muffin top
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jinx57
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least convincing rug since bruce forsyth??
carpet shop quick............
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Is that where you hold a seance on a regular basis ?
Nasty looking elves
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rowanblossom
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whose doing the packing at Tesco these days?
carniverous glitterbugs
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mad munky
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What have i done to upset you now darling ?
salty mushy peas with lots of vinegar
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mad munky
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What do you use to remove the blood stains
Bury em deep
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Surely you dont mean the chickens ..
Printing money by the shed load
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Deleted Member
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What have you been doing about paying your taxes?
The glue won't stick
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jinx57
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try licking the flap...????
washed your hands...
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mad munky
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Have you bought clowns shoes to wear in the house?
its inside the paper on page 5
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Where's the ad for free whisky?
belly button blues
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rowanblossom
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what is the new name for the band?
sneaky secreations
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